MyGen
Profile GeneratorALL I CAN BE IS ME... THAT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE GOOD ENOUGH... Let's see, I grew up just outside Rochester, NY and then moved to Buffalo to attend the University of Buffalo. After a star-studded career as a bouncer and part-time DJ and some of the local watering holes I eventually got a real job. Since then I have moved to Sacramento, CA. I just can't give up my East Coast roots though. I still am a huge NY Mets and Buffalo Bills fan...I'm an open book, sometimes to a fault. If you ask I'll give you as honest of an answer as I can, but make sure that you really want to know what the answer is first...I don't like wearing underwear unless I am at work or the gym. Consider yourself warned...Jay-Z said that 30 is the new 20. It must be true...You might have caught me trippin'. Atleast I'll admit to it...I wear long-sleeve shirts all the time. The sleeves are always rolled up...I once seduced a deaf nun using only a random series of hand gestures. I'm still not sure how I feel about that...I drink damn near anything. Tequilla is evil, and Brown Liquor does bad things to me. Probably why I like it...I was on the original cast of Jackass. Chris Pointis thought that my stunts went too far so I got pulled...I truly believe that girls with natural red-hair are unstable. It's gonna take a lot to convince me otherwise...Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have agreed to star in the movie about my life. It's a work in progress...I spend way too much time at the gym and don't have the body to show for it. Maybe it's time to talk to those BALCO guys about getting some HGH...I spend more time in salons than any straight man should. Make sure you really want to know...I am the CEO of a failed male escort service. I think that this is self-explanatory...I listen to music obnoxiously loud no matter what it is...I insist on brushing my teeth almost everytime I leave the house no matter what I am going to do...In college I entered a wet T-shirt contest and won. I'm not sure if that was a lower moment for me or the women that I was competing against...I tried women's grooming techniques once. I'm really fuckin' glad I'm a guy...I don't know why but I always make sure that the toilet seat lid is down before I shower...I gave up cursing for lent. I failed...I gave up sex for 2 years. I was successful...I work hard, enjoy challenges and solving problems, I do what I have to do to reach my goals. Maybe one day I will...My humor can be very sarcastic and self-deprecating. I hope that you already figured that out...Somewhere along the way I got all sensetive and started talking about feelings, emotions, and shit like that. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?!?! Maybe I'm a better person for it...Does this seem extremely dry to anyone else? I thought so...A friend of mine sent me this message recently and I really like so if you want to give me shit for it... KISS MY ASS!!!
Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.
