needed a laugh |
..TR>
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court repor...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:47:00 GMT |
THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES! |
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 07:43:00 GMT |
now this one is really funny |
Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this...
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston .
After almost twenty-fo...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:33:00 GMT |
Im so bored |
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in th...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:37:00 GMT |
funny |
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.Suddenly, she snee...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:11:00 GMT |
wow |
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor.
On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but obvious dandruff gets into the elev...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:08:00 GMT |
the funniest shit ever |
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week> bowling and plays golf every Saturday. > > His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for> his birthday she takes him to a local str...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:25:00 GMT |
funnyness |
MARRIED LIFE> > MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP& SUCH A HAPPY ENDING! > > A couple had only been married for two weeks and the> husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to> go out on the t...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:40:00 GMT |
hahaha |
White House Fence
..TR>
> >> Government Contracts......> >>> >>> >> Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the> >> White House inD.C.; one from New Jersey , another ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:06:00 GMT |
