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Zach "Mofo" ATTACK

Weird Things Happen to Me on a Day-to-Day Basis

About Me

what ya see is what ya get......No seriously but if U really want to know..I like to read, play guitar and lounge around wit my Homies. I can't dance but with a few drinks and a little arm pulling i break down "Getin' Funky", I dont think im very photogenic but that stops NO ONE, i like to eat...especailly sushi!! (Somethings yummy in my TUMMMMYY, yea im a nerd, i get nervous around girls but hey come-on im out of the loop! I totally dig genetics....maybe thats why i took up Cell and Molecular Biology- ok ok who cares! Driving...LOVE IT, dont know why..i bust out jokes that no one really laughs at...well sometimes, but im laughin' soooo......im a soccer player all my life love it still ole ole ole LETS GO REAL M. or MAN U.!!!! people say im crazy but im a load of fun to be around (At least im getting some brownie points) i grew on a military base in MAnhattan so i talk kinda fast, walk kinda fast, and eat kinda fast, and for all you perverts (GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!)Not a real sweets fan, but i gotta have some chocolate maybe once a month! ok thats enough (i hate talking about myself......)This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!

My Interests

Chillin like a villian, being outside, getting in trouble wit da law.......just kidding!!!

I'd like to meet:

The past version of me!!! Damn i need to set that kid straight![Meatwad] Danger Doom in the hizzy! Widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy we We need food[Carl] Whare you doin there?[Meatwad] I'm rappin[Carl] Yeah... no, no I see that - what for?[Meatwad] Money - if you got it umm I wanna get some steady bitches and hoes And some candy for my nose Some diamond stones, to roll with my chrome and..[Carl] Hey, genius. You even know what that means?[Meatwad] Uh-uh - what does it mean?[Carl] Where's the keyboards, and the tambourine, and the guitar And you know, I mean - the stuff that like, white people like[Meatwad] We had a piano[Carl] Somethin bad-ass, like uhh, I don't know Like uhh, REO Speedwagon or somethin[Meatwad] Hell yeah![MF Doom] Aiyyo, I know this dude right Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight All he had upstairs was a crude light You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight Howdy Danger, much obliged for the beat God Even though you still eat lard, by the Meatwad Mesquite charred, speakin of which or who Voice all squeaky like they tuned it up a pitch or two A chunk of burned up witch's brew, get your crew See if they can't get past the stench of the stew It stank like a septic tank full of big poo He mostly only turned into a frank or a igloo Switch your view to the brother with the fried dreads Not to be confused with the incense selling thai heads His name rhymes with Mike-Cock You could call him livewire, eye sockets, Frylock Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs And blast all through your single sided brick and drywall More interesting than professional wrestling When he's online, you can find him on Instant Pestering What's up with your boy? He's not a soft or hot drink Whoever don't like it could suck his straw, it's hot pink On some junk like Gucci on a classy ho Might splash you in the face with nuclear pistachio Make a fast break, or that'll be the last mistake that ass'll make is what you get for messin with Master Shake Look out, don't block the screen son, lunge across Tryin to watch [Adult Swim], "Aqua Teen Hunger Force!" Rock this cult hymn, sock your mean younger boss Psht - [Adult Swim], "Aqua Teen Hunger Force!" He often wondered, should he get the logo tatted to his woody? He could be "#1 in the hood, G!" Easily(*BEEP!!*}[Master Shake] Shake callin, he heh You know I wa-ahhhhhhaaaaeehh I'd just got off the phone with somebody else and uh that wasn't about you That was about me being upset about something else I shouldn't have called you but I did, cause I just I like you so much, I'm REALLY looking forward to us working together And just, as of now that I'm calm And after I've apologized profusely - probably too much I am available, call me doggie - woof!{*phone hangs up*}

Music:

punk, harcore, emo, whatever sounds good....311, 98 mute, afi, adema, alkaline trio, all, anberlin, anit-flag, armor for sleep, at the drive-in, bad religion, brand new, chocking victim, deftones, emanuel, emery, from autumn to ashes, glasseater, H2O, halifax,hand to hand, hawthorne heights, hopesfall, mars volta, matchbook romance, my chemical romance, nomotiv, number one fan, open hand, pennywise, saves the day, senses fail, silverstein, something corporate, sparta, story of the year, stretch armstong, the living end, the starting line, the used, the vines, thrice, thursaday, underoath, yellowcard, yesterdays rising.......YES I PUT EM IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!!!!.....

Movies:

Yea i watch movies but cant really name any off the top of my head but i LOVE Audrey Hepburn movies!

Television:

i have a tv, and i pay an obscene amount of money for cable,and for what! THE SAME FUCKING SHOWS, i swear to god im cancelling my service. But i dig LOST, The Nine, and Heroes.

Books:

I like to read crazy scientific shit on making goldfish glow in the dark or on stuff like that

Heroes:

A world without heroes hmmm....but no seriously my Mom..im a momma's boy!

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Bestest Damn Song EVA!

"Firecracker"Black birds slow and softly breaks a glass of wineBroken bluesy whisper sing to me tonightWell, everybody wants to go foreverI just wanna burn up hard and brightI just wanna be your firec...
Posted by Zach "Mofo" ATTACK on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:53:00 PST