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Jono

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Canyon, Texas
Status: Taken
Song: "Make her fall in love with me song"
By: George Strait
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About Me:
Well I'm gettin my "higher education" in Canyon, TX right now. It's too bad we can't have college without the schoolwork... Yeah I pretty much get along with everyone I meet, hit me up. I like playin basketball, hanging out, hanging out with the best girlfriend a guy could ask for, snowboarding, and just chillin out with the guys.
Movies
Bad Boys I
Bad Boys II
Troy
Never Back Down
Into The Blue
Music
Uh lets see...I like all kinds of music, but my favorite is Texas Country. You just cant beat Roger Craeger and Casey Donahew and even though my favorite song is always changing, right now I'd have to say it's gatta be "What I wouldn't give for her love" by Kevin Fowler.

Quote of the Day!
Pete "Officer i always answer the pants with my door down"

Old Ones
3/26/08 Pete "Her body is better than bailey's, but her face... ehhhhhh" 10/30/08 Stacy "God created scientists so people would think about monkeys and fk" ...haaahhh

10/20/08 "You can lead a heart to love, but you can't make it fall"

9/10/08 Deputy Dick "Sandy does aaron have a wireless domain?", Mom "Uh i dont think so why?", Deputy Dick "Big Petes Porno Palace keep coming up as a connection when im by yalls house"

8/31/08 Brew "Hey I have luekemia, i only have 6 months to live, will you make out with me?" Random hott chick "Hell no your ugly

8/23/08 Pete "Hey check out my new watch!"... Hailee "Uh im not that impressed"

8/17/08 Shelby "Ok fine I won't touch you with it"

8/4/08 Pete "This might sound a little gay but i just choked on that sausage"

8/4/08 Travis (Immitating tyler) "Hey dustin tell them to leave my house since im too big a puss to do it" 8/4/08 Travis "dude what happened to billybadass, now its more like billy vagface"

7/20/08 Cody "Omg Alyne has beautiful hands... shes a freakin goddess"... lmfao

7/3/08 (Do to profanity this quote has been removed lol)

6/28/08 Sidney (to ranger rick) "hey nice badge... what are you a boyscout?"

6/23/08 "Best way to get over a cowgirl is to get under another one"

6/10/08
"Feelings are like your mother's breasts, you know where they are, but they're best left unfelt"

6/1/08
Brewer "hey im bored ...and sometimes when you are bored ...you sit outside naked and wait for old people to drive by and run after their cars....well atleast i do... "

5/5/08
Pete "So here's to you and me, best friends we'll always be, but shall we ever disagree, fk you here's to me!" <-- my new motto

3/25/08
Copper "yeah i cut my finger and had to go to the hospital the other day"... BillyHoe: "was it gushing blood?" Copper:"Nah" BillHoe: "then you didnt need to go to the hospital u puss" (prolly my alltime favorite)

2/14/08
"Gah you just cant please chicks...".."oh you please me VERY good"

2/04/08
A. "yeah i guess billys not coming, he has a hernia" B. oh ok.. woahh wait wait, how the HELL did BILLY get a hernia??"

2/02/08
"2 pump"

1/27/08
Dustin's fun fact of the day.. "hey if u unfold the fries package at mcdonalds it looks like a penis"

12/31/07
"BOYS OUT NOW!"

1/1/08
A: Sorry about the fire, the woods wet B: Hell theres nothing wrong with wet wood.

1/1/08
"Here I read Braille"... Dustin volunteering to read some chicks shirt

12/31/07
"Guys just have to check out all chicks, even if it means glancin at a fat chick... but after we take that glance we r like billy on the bathroom floor... hhrruu hhrrruuuu"

12/11/07
Kierre: "Jono I'll kick your little country ass"

12/10/07
"Sometimes a man just gets the desire to get naked and swim with goldfish... I've never had that desire"

12/07/07
"ßrø§ ßêførè høè§"

12/05/07
"Seems like I wait forever for christmas to get here then BAM all of a sudden its over... I guess now I know how my ex girlfriend felt"

12/03/07
"What you wanna be married to me for anyhow?... So I could kiss you anytime I want"

12/01/07
"Yeah everytime i turn my car on i get a chubby"

11/30/07
"Put that little butt on these knees"

11/30/07
"Kid: Hey dad wanna go play catch? Dad: Sounds good, throw me those beers in the fridge and I'll catch a buzz"

11/29/07
"What so you think hott girls don't take shits too?"

11/28/07
Jono: "so what are yall doing tonight?" Un named party: "each other"

11/27/07
"I didn't know she was a lesbian until she slept with me one night"

11/26/07
"The only thing I've molested is a 15 year old"... haha I'll be your lawyer megan

??/??/07
Pete: "It didn't say drain, oh, oh, yep right here... drain"

??/??/07
"With all the girls ...'s messed around with, raw meat shouldnt scare him any"

New
New Video! (5/14/08)
"Owch Charlie" hah
&
New Playlist
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