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Flaccid Poo Conspiracy

Weight Of The World On My Shoulders...

About Me

The local owner of Dreamlan cafe spreading the love. ..

My Interests


Heres a little insert from my old Fan Fiction-"The nothingness of slipstream suddenly exploded into colorful stars and a hazy debris field. A lifeless dismembered USNC A class battle cruiser drifted slowly still dispelling oxygen and its occupents into space. It didnt take the crew long to notice a starless patch of dark space that was gaining in mass and speed. "EVASIVE MANUEVERS!"...."


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

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Music:

Serj Tankian, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Deftones, Saliva, System of a down, Otep, Third Eye Blind, The Almost, Shinedown, Three Days Grace, Rage Against The Machine, Limp Bizkit, Pappa Roach, Hoobastank, The Used, Crazytown, Alien Ant Farm, etc...

Movies:

Clerks, Shawn of the Dead, Napolean Dynamite, Donnie Darko, Half Baked, Time Machine, War of the Worlds, All Star Wars Episodes, Indiana Jones,

Television:

"Accuracy is for the weak. Fill the air with the mighty sound of a thousand bullets and trust in your enemy to eventually walk in to them"Lost, 4400, Adult Swim, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Aqua Teen, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken.

Books:

Larry Nivens Footfall, Larry Nivens Ringworld, Stephen Kings Desperation, A.C. Crispin V, Regulators, Dan Simmons Hyperion Series, And many more that escape me at the moment.

Heroes:

Karl Marx "Religion is the opiate of the masses"

My Blog

Bad Company Dialog

Sweetwater: Those are the trucks, I told you this was a shortcut. Sarge: They are about to cross the border, we can't follow them any further... Where's Haggard? *camera pans to Haggard, high s...
Posted by Flaccid Poo Conspiracy on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:57:00 PST

Awakening

Every now and again I have what I call an awakening. It's me becoming aware of how foreign this world is to me, atleast compared to my world two years back. I look around and wonder how the hell I got...
Posted by Flaccid Poo Conspiracy on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:51:00 PST

Will You Be Mine?

Next week is Valentines. The 1 year anniversary of our engagement. Not quite sure how I can top off the engagement ring or the gold heart trinket. Although we will be taking a road trip to Eureka spri...
Posted by Flaccid Poo Conspiracy on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:05:00 PST

Snow Twister

What the hell is up with this freak weather? We start the morning off with it being warm and cozy at 70 degrees with Thunderstorms and end the night with it being 20 degrees and snowing. I thought Cal...
Posted by Flaccid Poo Conspiracy on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:59:00 PST

Dreaming Backwards

Heres a weird one. I dreamt Aileen and I found some type of pond or lake that the myth was that if you closed your eyes underwater you would begin a backwards stroll through time. Course Aileen and I ...
Posted by Flaccid Poo Conspiracy on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:41:00 PST

Coming Back To Cali...

As many of you know our wedding is getting closer day by day. We've both decided that we are gonna take our Honey Moon in California. This way I can show her all my old hangouts, take her to the beach...
Posted by Flaccid Poo Conspiracy on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:57:00 PST

I had a Warhawk Dream...

So yeah I had a weird dream about Warhawk.  Apparently it was of a new map. The map seemed to be a new frontier type of map.  A place that is still being conquered and tamed. It was a desert...
Posted by Flaccid Poo Conspiracy on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:26:00 PST

I Remember...

I remember being obsessed with WWF back when we were kids and doing nothing but talk about it each day the show was on at school.I remember waiting at that damn bus stop every day when we went to Kuce...
Posted by Flaccid Poo Conspiracy on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:55:00 PST

Tier 3 Tech!

A company named Teletech has taken over the old MCI building where I worked before and I have now been hired as a Tier 3 Technician. This news is awesome on many levels.  First beginning with the...
Posted by Flaccid Poo Conspiracy on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:58:00 PST

Should I Shave My Head?

Welp, I have a slowly receding hairline and its beginning to bug me.  I am debating whether to just shave it all off or to keep my usual style of short spikey hair.  Whats your opinion? ...
Posted by Flaccid Poo Conspiracy on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:01:00 PST