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Toney Karisma

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About Me

NEWS (more important than BBC News 24)
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17/12/06 - My new film, Bealman Begins is now online for you all to see with your naked eyes. Watch it below or click HERE to watch it big. Send the link to your friends if you have any!
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01/12/06 - Bealman Begins is almost fin. BUT once the DVD is released there may be an extra scene or two. The director's cut if you will. Cuz it looks like i won't have time to get everything shot before kissmas you fawn.
ALSO - Add 'Michael Jackson Experience' to your friends!! Visit myspace.com/mjexperience or see my list of friends below.
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22/11/06 - The new film, Bealman Begins is half-way thru production. I'll keep you posted on its progress! Have no fear, i'll post it online once done. P.S. Hermit Fernley is coming back soon.
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16/10/06 - Why don't you believe me that Hermit Fernley will soon be making his return? Are you a cyber horse?
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02/10/06 - Hermit Fernley will return soon. I'm working on a film at the mo. A comedy. Nuff said.
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'Bealman Begins' (2006)
'Back In Time' - from 'Look Ma', No Hands!' (2002)
'The Peas' - from 'Look Ma', No Hands!' (2002)
MJX Promo Video
OTHER MINCE"Fetch me the ladle" said the spiney grandad to his young, young, 11-year old wife. She danced on the dusty wooden floor and her ankles cracked in cold helpings of joy. The ladle was ready. Ready to unleash devestating magical powers. - Just a sample of some of my materialI'm very, very interested in the emerald forests that grow just over the way. The wending, merry path that wendles it's merry way up the way is one of my few, chosen weekend walks. The resistant scent of the emerald flower, rapes my nostrils... impossible is this to scribe and/or describe on the English spectrum. I suggest you get raped yourself.I have three pets. There names are 'viscum frotko', 'pinsro takura' and 'tumfret nabulus'. pinsro takura is my newest pet, he's half centaur, half minator.IF YOU THINK I'M FUCKED UP THEN TAKE A LOOK IN YOUR FRIDGE MATE!

My Interests

fending stags
handing bags
arming chairs
splitting oats
catching stoats
breeding goats
wearing coats
driving boats
jumping moats

I'd like to meet:

a black man.

Music:

All the Rocky soundtracks, especially Rocky IV.
Dangerous is my favourite album. Ever.
I'm a real Chili Peppers fan - none of this post-Californication shit that's goin about. Oooh Chili Peppers are grunge! Oooh i'm not listening to that grunge! Californication comes out and you rush to buy it. You cunt. Grow a beard and eat some bees.
Throwing Muses
JT!
Yeborobo
Neither Do I

Movies:

My current top 10
(this list was very hard to compile)
1. Back To The Future
2. Kill Bill
3. Back To The Future Part II
4. 10 Things I Hate About You
5. Spiderman 2
6. Anchorman
7. Star Wars Ep.VI - Return Of The Jedi
8. The Blair Witch Project
9. Star Wars Ep.V - The Empire Strikes Back
10. The MatrixFilms You Will Watch
1. Kung Pow
2. Man On The Moon
3. Kingpin

Television:

The Britass Empire and that's it. All other television shows are SHIT and aren't worth watching. Nothing has compared to The Britass Empire and nothing ever will. I watch it day in, day out. I know ALL the words. I bet you don't know as many words as i do, i'll beat your arse at it. I'll beat your arse. Your arse. oww colin.

Books:

Timewaster Letters. Funniest. book. ever.
All other books should be burnt.

Heroes:

Richard Felix
Michael Jackson
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Marty McFly
Sam Beckett
Darth Maul
Jeff Hardy
King Arthur
and Merlin

My Blog

The Legend Of Hermit Fernley Ep.II

KarIsMa's BeD TiMe StOrEeZ I present to you part two of five in Hermit Fernley's magical, twisted world. Thanks for the praise on Episode I last week, i will turn this praise into a mash potato and ea...
Posted by Toney Karisma on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:17:00 PST

The Legend Of Hermit Fernley

KarIsMa's BeD TiMe StOrEeZ This is the beginning of a series of shorts from the wonderful, rotton-fruit-like mind of Mr. Toney Karisma Esq. In this first set, we take a magical trip into the world of ...
Posted by Toney Karisma on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:03:00 PST