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GORDON LIGHTFOOT

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About Me

I tell really bad jokes. I always have a good time.

My Interests

Fishing Fighting Drinking Partying Reading

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that honestly enjoys this joke as much as I do....A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to shots, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my giraffe." The bartender sets them up and they knock 'em back. All of the sudden the giraffe falls backwards off his barstool onto the floor. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." The guy stops looks at the bartender, then down at the giraffe and then back at the bartender and says: "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

Music:

I listen to a pretty wide variety of shit

Movies:

WAYNES WORLD. The Holy Mountain. El Topo. Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Hang 'em High. Fist Full of Dollars. A Few More Dollars. Jeremiah Johnson. Encino Man. BIO-DOME. Too many to list. Obscure, weird ass movies.

Television:

Dirty Jobs. THE HISTORY CHANNEL. Animal Cops. COPS. WEEDS. Food network. TRUE LIFE. Dumb shit basically. Any movie on AMC.

Books:

Zombie Survival Guide. World War Z. I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL. I read a lot but thats what comes to mind right now.

Heroes:

THESE GUYS ..