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The Day That Never Comes Metallica - The Day That Never Comes
This is a video for a song by a little-known "side project" by one of my favourite vocalists, Sean Harris (formerly of Diamond Head).
The album by the group Notorious is called "Notorious", and is extremely difficult to find here in the Midwest USA.
"The Swalk" by Notorious
Harry Potter Book Release Party

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Yup, my 95 Accord is dead (but somehow, I'm not). Rear-ended on the highway at over 100 mph
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
The Great Ice Storm of 2007
Yes, its the neighbors' Bradford Pear tree, and, yes, that's my back porch that it came crashing through
Hey! Where'd my gutter and downspout go. And while I'm at it, who turned out the lights? Thankfully, the tree fell down during the 4.7 seconds per day that my mind wasn't in that gutter, LOL
Well, it used to be a huge beautiful Redbud tree (perhaps the biggest in all of Springfield). That night I was freaking out and moving 2x12's from limbs that had fallen to limbs that were still attached. Once again, one of these limbs fell no less than about 5 seconds from me being under it. You can also see part of the awning from the night before.
Panic stricken, our hero (that's me, hehe) attempts to rush out the sliding door in the back of his er, um, castle(?) to rescue the beautiful maiden in the tower of aaaaahhhhhrrrrrggggg, but, lo and behold, a huge Bradford Pear tree blocked the way out. Our hero must find another way!
Are you sure you want to park there? This is a glance into the neighbors' yard. Just between you and me, though, personally, I would have chosen to park my car in my own garage.
Which Final Fantasy X Character Are You?
You're Kimahri!
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Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?
This myspace thinggy took off like a wildfire, so I thought I'd try it out and see what all of the fuss is about. Let's see, what could I put in here that all of the other fields in the profile haven't covered......
I have an extremely dry sense of humor that goes over most people's heads (either that or I'm not really funny at all). If you like Monty Python or Denis Leary, then you'll like my sense of humor and you should probably find me to be somewhat humorous.
I guess you could say I'm somewhat of a computer nerd - sans the thick glasses and pocket protector. I have a degree from SMSU (now Missouri State University) in Computer Information Systems with an emphasis on Application Development. After graduating, I decided that I hadn't had enough torture so I decided to take some classes at the Computer Institute and get some professional certifications. So far, Ive bagged the CompTIA A+, CompTIA Network+, and Microsoft Certified Professional designations (just in case you are one of the "logo-challenged" members of the internet comminuty). They are shown below for the "not-so-logo-challenged".
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Only 2 more tests to go (70-215 and 70-218) and I will become a Microsoft Certified System Administrator on Windows 2000!
Here's a good "your mama" saying that I just ran across on the Internet - Its too good not to post. Like Denis Leary said "... Some people laugh, while others need an explaination".. Only the true computer geeks will get this one - the rest of you.... well....
"I pinged your Mom and had 100% packet loss."
Sooooooo...... wanna cyber???? lol
Newho, thank's for checking out my humble space. If I have offended anyone, get over it. Positive comments may be left below, while negative comments should be directed to Device: Null

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Maybe I should try this out? 1-900-NERD-GIRL
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Interesting, intelligent and ecletic people.

I'm also lookin' for people to jam with - I have an extremely wide range of musical influences, but I tend to lean towards metal, classic rock, and prog. Hit me up if you wanna jam!

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