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About Me

Sooo.. im Jorge , im not the best at describing my self, im random, i mean very random, sarcastic at times, always happy, outgoin, a little crazy, i love beer and chocolate, im an architect student. * i dont fall under any categories or fashion, ,im not a gino or a thug,or some latin dude thats going to flurt around with you .. ,IM JUST ME!! *"BUT I LUV ROCKI know what I want in life and i know where im going (its all about patience and perseverance, oh ya andsome money!).. i suck at describing my self,, *I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. * anyways thats me... smile till your face hurts....................................................... ............................................................ ..................What is the meaning of human life, or, for that matter, of the life of any creature? To know an answer to this question means to be religious. You ask: Does it make any sense, then, to propose this question? I answer: The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unhappy but hardly fit for life. - Albert Einstiein 1934........................................................ ............................................................ .................."BEER!, IT'S THE CAUSE AND SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE PRBLEMS" (Homer Simpson) "a balance diet its a cookie in each hand" "JESUS LUVS U BUT I THINK UR A JERK!"* I do not have an attitude problem!... its you tha has a perception problem *THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You become Santa Claus. 4) You start to look like Santa Claus. ............................................................ ..........................................................

My Interests

beer, party, art, clothes and shoes, architecture, i would love to cook but i just can't... something else will come up

I'd like to meet:

TREVOR's mom, Sebastian's sexy cousin......GIRLS WITH TATTOOS!
music video code by ..
ac/dc - you shook me all night love (live)

Music:

EVERYTHING!... from Heavy metal to hip-hop..

Movies:

fight club, snatch, requiem for a dream, go, pulp fiction, scarface, blow, motorcycle diaries, finding nemo, monsters inc.. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, zoolander, supertroopers, and a bunch more

Television:

i dunno i watch alot of discovery channel ?!

Books:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jorge
Birthday: 20 11 85
Birthplace: ecuador
Current Location: canada
Eye Color: super dark brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'10" shit son im
Right Handed or Left Handed: right,
Your Heritage: hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: VANS...!
Your Weakness: smile
Your Fears: earwigs and scorpions
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: grow a beer belly
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey.. lol... dude
Thoughts First Waking Up: food
Your Best Physical Feature: this one i asked.. and they voted for my lips..
Your Bedtime: mm 12+
Your Most Missed Memory: my dad
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mikey doo!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: tons....
Do you Sing: why not...*KAREOKE!!*
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: still am
Do you want to go to College: currently
Do you want to get Married: yes, but im to broke to buy her a ring.. so shes gonna have to wait
Do you belive in yourself: more than anyone
Do you get Motion Sickness: boats
Do you think you are Attractive: ha.. no.. im just me
Are you a Health Freak: used to be
Do you get along with your Parents: ya... cause
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: haha. i used to play the flute,, but im trying to learn the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahahaha!...
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: today... *stupid christmas shopping*
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oh i miss oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeap
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeap
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lol... oh drunken times
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes but i didnt mean to
Ever been Drunk: what kind of question is this?
Ever been called a Tease: shit... i knew this one will come up...
Ever been Beaten up: yes...
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: however i have to
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: architect..
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: proportionate to me.. (little)
Weight: 10000000000 lbs
Best Clothing Style: antyhing but slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: hmmmm
Number of CDs I own: too many...
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: selling my old car to the junk yard...
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

Hector Antonio Medina de la Vega... Jesus and his gang, Weslie Willis...