CHECK "NOUNZ NYC" PAGE FOR DJ F1 TRACKS AND MIXESMy name starts with an R. Which is pretty cool. R is just one of those letters I've always admired. It sort of speaks for itself. I mean just say it one time:R. Cool huh? Plus think of all the amazing words that require R's. I couldn't have even written that last sentence without the good old R. Without R we wouldn't have pirates, parrots, or margaritas, or trequila, or bourbon, but most importanly Ryan. I mean without R my name would be Yan. And Yan is like some crazy sherpa guy with one of those beards down to his knees. And you look at him and all you can think about is: dude cut the fuckin beard, I know you spent your entire life growning that thing but sooner or later your gonna trip on it and like rip your chin off while simultaneously falling on your face. Not to mention Yan lives in the foothills of the himalayas and sells yak coats to the western climbers that he leads on expeditions. And im not one to hate cold weather or Yaks for that matter, but Im just better off being Ryan: the DJing, filmmaking, snowboarding, skateboarding, graf painting, love making, french kissing, drunk I've always been.
The next best thing I've got are those things called ears. I mean have you guys seen these things, have you heard about this. You got to try these things out. They are awesome. Expensive though. Because if you've ever taken a pair of ears for a test drive, you know that they require lots of attention. And by attention I mean stimulus. And by stimulus i mean music, you fuck. Wait sorry about the whole fuck thing. But ever since i splurged and bought me some ears I just cant stop buying music. God, is that shit amazing. I mean first you get this neat little fleshy things on the side of your head, and whats more fashionable this season than fleshy things. But on top of that you get the option of listening to music. And music sort of makes me feel like the earth turned into a giant sundae with mint chocalate ice cream and all of a sudden an enormous cherry fell from the sky and landed right in my lap. Delicious!! Or maybe its more like a gianormous reese pieces sundae from friendly's. Have you ever had one of those things, they are freakin awesome. Or it could be like having godzilla as a pet. You could throw a saddle on his back and go destroy major metropolitan cities and at the same time have an all out brawl with some crazy three headed monster from outerspace. But back to the point: the ear which enables one to listen to music is pretty fuckin rad. Thats is of course as long as that music isn't coming from the radio. Those fools have been playing the same shit day after day and year after year. Fuck you radio, you suck!!
But on to a lighter note, one other cool thing about me is that I generally like people. I mean sometimes they can be like a cavity search without the lube and just burn your ass but most times I find people to more along the lines of cool refreshing miller lite. Not to expensive, not too delicious, but still gets you drunk. Its like you could use 72 muscles to frown or only 14 to smile.
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