1) Someone not so much like me, but enough like me that I'd actually like you.2) Ellen Degeneres. Can I come on your show? 3) The cast of 'The Office'. Can I be a random person in the background? Maybe have a line or two with Jim or Phyllis? I love them.4) Jim and Phyllis.5) and this man...woman...... width="425" height="350" ..
Nelly Furtado, Scissor Sisters, Fiona Apple, Rufus Wainwright, Kelly Clarkson, James Blunt, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters, Natalie Merchant, Rachel Yamagata, Idina Menzel. Yeah...I might be a pop whore. nice.
Waiting For Guffman, Best in Show, Eternal Sunshine..., Closer, Napoleon Dynamite, RENT, The Family Stone, Emperor's New Groove (such an underrated Disney movie)
THE OFFICE!!, Project Runway, pretty much any remodeling show in HGTV/TLC or any of those stations, American Idol
The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Kid, pretty much anything from the Beat Generation (ask me about my college thesis)
...every kid who was the easy target in dodgeball as a kid....i was him....what a friggin loser!