Danny |
This is funny. I have a cousin named Danny, who lives in Brooklyn that I hardly see and never calls me. She sends me ridiculous texts every so often, but doesn't reply to texts I send her. WTF?! A fe...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:39:00 GMT |
They stole my sunshine! |
Around this time of the year, the craziest shit always happens to me. Normally my life is quite happy and sunshiny. A few years back around this time of the year, I was dropped on my face! Some piece ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:39:00 GMT |
A Shay moment circus music |
It's been a while since I've had a Shay moment and last night's action wasn't any better.My cell phone is a Treo (~$400 and has a built-in wallet which holds my license and atm card). Last night, my b...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:16:00 GMT |
i love irony |
I'm such a bitch. So today i'm in Bryant Park eating my lunch and this shady homeless man comes over to me and says, "I just wanted to tell you that you are so beautiful."Thank you," i said as i'm eat...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:48:00 GMT |
Seriously Stupid Comments |
I consider myself a pretty intelligent person, but sometimes the craziest shit comes out of my mouth.Here are 4 real comments/questions that I honestly asked/said. Enjoy :)" "Moe, what does monogamy m...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:42:00 GMT |
why i'm single |
I've waited all my life to meet my soul mate to share my life and have children with. Nothing less would do. A couple months ago I met him on myspace. He's in Australia and I'm here. We quickly fell i...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:13:00 GMT |
A deadly combination |
Sunday 01 April, this wasn't the April fools that was welcome. About 8 pm I started to feel difficulty breathing, so I took a hit off my inhalant, as I have asthma. After the tightness in my lungs sub...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:44:00 GMT |
So screwed |
I think I've finally killed most of my brain cells!
Last night I dropped my phone at Reds only to wake up this morning to find that my memory card is missing! It's 2 gigs worth of personal pictures, v...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:30:00 GMT |
The happiest day and the saddest day |
Today was a special day, it is my cousin Patty's birthday and my favorite little boy's birthday and my best friend got engaged.
3 ½ years ago I introduced my roommate to my best friend. It was her b...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:20:00 GMT |
Totally Stupid vs So dumb |
This totally beats the "I didn't know fabric softener makes your clothes soft" dumb remark. Last night my friend Kerry and I went out to watch the Pats playoff game. He then wanted to go to Bourbon St...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:04:00 GMT |
