1) I have a morbid phobia of balloons and clowns, anyone who has watched or read IT by Stephen King will know why.
2) I systematically hate anything to do with the Sex Pistols.
3) I can almost always morally justify my laziness.
4) My favourite quote is 'Everything In Moderation, Especially Moderation', mainly because it gives me an excuse to get hammered once in a while.
5) I've recently discovered that I sleepwalk after a night out on the drink, and have a obsession with tape recorders while doing so, don't ask why, I have no idea!!!
6) I've currently been kicked out of an 'All You Can Eat' buffet 3 times, twice for spending more than 5 hours in the place, the third time as a result of starting a food fight, good times.
7) I can sleep almost anywhere, including standing up...fact.
8) Tomato Ketchup goes well with anything, including risotto!!!
9) I've currently had me driving licence for just over a year and a half, and I'm already onto my fourth car.
10) I'm a firm believer in getting paid lots to do very little, hence my saturday job.
11) I have a short attention sp...OH LOOK AN EAGLE!
12) I also have short term erm...erm....what do you call it again?
13) Dogma is the greatest film ever, apart from The Life Of Brian.
14) I've been playing guitar on and off for about 11 years now
15) TVs were meant purely for DVDs and consoles till Dave came along, all hail Dave!
16) I'm not a philistine!!
17) I've been known to play poker once in a while
18) If I think too hard I get a nosebleed, the same thing happens if I have to do anything that requires effort.
19) I can cook, I just choose not to since I nearly burned the kitchen down, yes my curries are that hot.
20) I have a speech impedement that only appears when I am nervous.
21) I'm extremely self critical when it comes to my own music.
22) I was born in the wrong decade, bring back the 70's when British Rock ruled the world!
23) I once woke up on top of my car after a night out getting hammered, and to this day I have no idea how I got there.
24) I hate fruit on pizzas, It's just wrong!
25) Jagermeister isn't called Jagermeister, it's Gods Pop. end of.
