Comic Books and Toys (That just screams DORK doesn't it?) punk rock. music in general. My Family. Not in that particular order.
Anybody who is honest and respectful. If you can't do those two things, you aren't worth my time.
The Dead Milkmen, Naked Raygun, 7 Seconds, Circle Jerks, Sugar, Green Day, Blink 182, Hot Water Music, My Big Beautiful, Old 97's, ALL, Descendents, Bad Religion, Buzzcocks, Buffalo Tom, Alkaline Trio, The Smoking Popes, Face to Face, Foo Fighters, Hank Williams III, Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros, Rancid, Less Than Jake, MXPX, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, No Use For A Name, NOFX, Propaghandi, Screeching Weasel, Social Distortion, Get The Idea????
American History x, American Beauty, Almost anything Kevin Smith, The x-men films, Spiderman, Hellboy, Sin city,Pulp Fiction, Fight Club etc. etc.
Beverly Hills 90210!!!! LOST, THE GREATEST SHOW EVER!!! I like the stupid rock & roll reality shows on MTV: The Osbournes, Newlyweds, Ashlee Simpson, Meet the Barkers, Battle for Ozzfest. What a bunch of stupid shit. Makes me laugh.
Anything by John Irving. And lots of D.C. Comics. Powers (comic Book) awesome!!!! If you've never read it, you should!!!