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Valentine's Day ... :(

.. Hope you all had a great Valentine's Day! .... while most of you were out with your loved ones, most of us at my job worked from 10am till right now (1am) ... ... to be honest, it hurt watching eve...
Posted by sHoEi on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST

TEXAS

Rules to Enter Texas:1. Pull your droopy pants up! You look like an idiot.2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you driv...
Posted by sHoEi on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

Bartending ... (cont'd from Carino Blog)

Myths about us bartenders Most people would sell their soul along with Grandma's house to go into work late in the day, pour drinks, listen to music, dance, party and flirt. Such is the perceived...
Posted by sHoEi on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

I'm Just A Biker...

I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each o...
Posted by sHoEi on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:55:00 PST

New Policy for Latino Employees must take effect immediately!

NEW OFFICE RULES...FUNNY STUFF.. Several visitors to our office have brought to our attention that our Spanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive language. Such behavior, in addition to violati...
Posted by sHoEi on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

For all the Carino's crew... thanks Crystal!

The next time you're out eating at a restaurant, look at your server. Do you think they are really happy to be doing that job? The answer is no, they are not, but it's what we do, and we do it for the...
Posted by sHoEi on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:08:00 PST

Redneck Letter....

Dearest Redneck Daughter, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 2...
Posted by sHoEi on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST

funny sex jokes

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, andBlowjob?A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but youcan't beat a blowjob.Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?A.) So men...
Posted by sHoEi on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:37:00 PST

Differences between White and Mexican friends!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for foodMEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.MEXICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you ou...
Posted by sHoEi on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:34:00 PST

Darwin Award Nominee's

Once again, it's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. The Darwin's are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most stupid manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool. This year's ...
Posted by sHoEi on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST