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alex

where is my lighter?

About Me

oh FIFI!!!! where art thou? i love tea spo much. it gives me a such a feeling of um enlightenment? its so hard to explain. i wrote a song about bags whilst at work on the tills at ASDA!!¬!. everyone uses bags. all the time. everyday. but do they understand that to use a bag you add to the fucking bag mess that wont go away. bags. bags. loads and loads of bags. lalalalalalala bags... where are you. i need you.... these fucking customers didnt bring their own ok actually the bag song is alot more simple.why does my mind always ensnare my every thought with girls i dont know.? 'every time i imagine this i imagine you even though we never met'(code46). an entire extistance that will never foundpeople like to eat. but its not like one of those team sports is it? its more like im gonna eat. fuck you guys. i need to eat. if i dont then ill die. death. really its about you. no one else. wow. what about the people that share meals at resturants? they must hate eatch other/. i can use chopsticks and i keep trying to be a dry humoured ass hole./ i guess i could watch big brother ,,,,,, where is my lighter????? i hate myspace. and i hate the time that wouldnt be filled if i wasnt doing it. wheer ...is my lighter?/.... blau o and yeah im passionate...... about everything,i spend most my time thinking about doing things,..... and then when im doing things start thinking about other tings. maybe i think too much!? when im not doing that i like drinking in parks. in the day time. even though going out in the day time is a risky business.I am 59% Grunge.
.. I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man. Take the
Grunge Test
@ FualiDotComI love chemistry...... i wish i was a geek/dork. actaully i am super dork, yeah. oh and there is a difference between not liking something and finding it boring. i sound like a boring inadequate geek...!where have all the people gone. the real people. the people who dont wear neat clothes. and the people that are weird.# i want to converse with you. nblau/...... boring shit/...: ......i started pirate soc at bath uni/ nothing happened coz im disillusioned/disfuctional ....one day i will steal the hms victory and like plunder and go to the pub and stuff......

My Interests

i like being alive. being passionate about everything..... drinkin in parks. parks that have names of girls (hangin in bath eg henrietta, alexandra, ) but so um im not sure what makes us more civilised that chavs. coffeeeeee, cigarettes.....beer mmm ale......!!!!.....being an idiot.......the power to dissolve.......the power to um fall over? wait ..... music...........score. i love falafel.

I'd like to meet:

um my goldfish. it died. im sure it will be back one day. Yossarian from catch 22. my old landlord. to tell him hes a wanker.

Music:

early 90's grungy stuff,. and um...... fuck it.... i like music.

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. code 46. open your eyes.

Television:

tv sucks.

Books:

catch 22/ joseph heller // the Silmarillion JRR Tolkein

My Blog

blau

im so bored. borrrrred. and carling is rank exactly 2/3s down the can. jonathan creek is cult tv. and really dry. i played guitar too much. and i didnt speak to my house mate the whole day. but then s...
Posted by alex on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:28:00 PST

break my body

urm...... im good at collecting cups. i hav 10 in my room. some of them still have orange juice in them. just in case. and puttin soy sauce and oregano and basil in supernoodles makes them even more s...
Posted by alex on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 08:04:00 PST

tentopia

we went camping in the new forest, me sarah cheryl tom and becky. it was such an amazing two nights, the weather was good, really nice woods that we camped in. we combined our three tents togethe...
Posted by alex on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 03:45:00 PST

would let me fit it on my thingy......

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Posted by alex on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:10:00 PST

:o

today i did something that hurt ..... got my nipple pierced. i dont know why. sarahwas like yea you should do it yesterday. so then i was like mmm ok. suprised i actually did it. it hurts. my nipple w...
Posted by alex on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 03:20:00 PST

deltawave / my bday

guess what i didnt do today..... go to work. hahahahahahahaahha. i didnt get home till 4, coz of the taxi. hahahahaha. it was such an amazing night! my friend rohit from uni came and stayed over. we w...
Posted by alex on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:45:00 PST

fucking subject!!!!!!!

yes i webt to tge pub and a drank jin and tonic. i like them i drank a few; mmm yes feaweahahah/ i saw my ex;s mum today. woooagh scary stuff. she was nice. i havnt spoken to my ex in a long time! woo...
Posted by alex on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 06:43:00 PST

would walk 500 miles for you / narcotics

i just finished my super long 12hours shift, man it was hardcore. i at so much everybreak!. now im in a superly good fucking mood. fuck yea. cant stand straigh thinking need narcotics!!!....... till n...
Posted by alex on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 12:52:00 PST

la la love you

iron maiden are an amazing band. i should be going to bed because i have work 8am to 8pm tomorrow. im hardcore. im gnona play iron maiden and yea!! im working 42 hours between now and monday minu...
Posted by alex on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:42:00 PST

Dangerous friday.....it fades to black

today its friday and we are all enjoying the plesantness of life. And that big brother is a pile of shite. DONT drink boddingtons out of the can, if atall. A good pint glass makes the difference! Ar...
Posted by alex on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 03:51:00 PST