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Paulo

I am here for Friends

About Me

Krazy Kat chases Ignatz mouse in yet another Daliesque landscape. Ignatz looks up and brings the eternal chase between cat and mouse to a screeching halt as he looks upon the clear night sky and sees a bright falling star. Ignatz says "It's a miracle." Krazy Kat thinks about it awhile and says "It's them that don't fall that are the miracle." I watch kids become the people they never wanted to be. I am Boo Radley's shadow. I am someone who never left the old neighborhood and knew you before the lights called you away.
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My Interests

Music:

Got requests?....download it yourself, you lazy fuck...
.. .. NOFX, Rancid, Jimmy Eat World, Blink182, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Infected Mushroom, The Clash, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Live, Weezer, Fuel, Aerosmith, System of a Down, Incubus, Bob Marley

Movies:

The Godfather trilogy, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Snatch, City of God, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, American History X, Shrek, Fantasia, Forrest Gump, Amelie, Cinema Paradiso, Y tu mama tambien

Television:

Who's got time for TV anymore?

Books:

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Heroes:

Got this far down my page? Stalker! Anyway, click this link to a page that proves that one abrasive mofo CAN make a difference in this world.

My Blog

a lesson in customer satisfaction

Try calling the SCHOOL and there's a good chance of getting an annoying gay voice at the other end of the line. Now the fact that this guy is obviously gay and sounds like Miriam Defensor Santiago on ...
Posted by Paulo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Generic Journal entry 1

How bored does a body have to be to have both Friendster and Myspace accounts? Pretty bored. I think i'll use myspace for journal entries exclusively and not go through the hassle of inviting people t...
Posted by Paulo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The dumbest bitch on Myspace

OK, I'm minding my own business when I get a message from outta nowhere from this chick named kathleen who writes: ------- hello there paulo, your a very fine young men but the problem is that ...
Posted by Paulo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

proud Funny Little Island Person Pinoy Pride/History/Humor (got it in an email)

THE DAGOHOY STORY It was the first day of school in Washington, DC and a new student name Dagohoy, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the fourth grade. The teacher began, "Let...
Posted by Paulo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what bored people do

You try to mind your own business but then someone inevitably makes it their business to get in your face. Here's a message I got recently and my reply to it: ----------------- Original Message ---...
Posted by Paulo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Generic Journal Entry 2

Did you read my first entry? Are you checking my spelling, grammar, and punctuation? Are you going "This is an english teacher?" Piss off. It's a journal, not a term paper. Possible topics for fu...
Posted by Paulo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST