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Russell Zoeller

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About Me

Not much to say really, im like to work, work out and hang out with my work buddies anything u wanna know jsut read the folllowing:
Two Hundred Random Questions Survey
1. How easily do you trust people? Why? yeah unless they give me a reason not too
2. Do you have a crush right now? yep
3. Do you like walks in the park? sure
4. What are you wearing right now? t-shirt and b-ball shorts
5. Do you like celebrities? yeah
6. Do you have a job? What is it? yeah, i work at a friggin movie theater
7. Do you like the band Nine Inch Nails? sort of
8. If you could punch one person, who would it be? that Russell Zoeller guy, sometimes I just wanna whoop his ass
9. Rock or rap? rock
10. Do you ever use your full name? yep
11. Good or evil? depends
12. Name 4 things you always have with you: wallet, phone, keys, clothing
13. What's your favorite movie? i like a lot of movies, just see my list
14. Would you flip off the pope? im a strong cathlolic, wouldnt ever dream of doin that
15. Emotional or physical pain? suffered both, id prefer to avoid both
16. Have you ever driven a Ferrari? i could pretend i have
17. Shorts or pants? depends on the time of year
18. Do you know how to drive a car? um yeah
19. Pancakes or waffles? both
20. Bagels or chicken? bagels for breakfast, chicken for dinner
21. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? id like to, but no i havent
22. Have you ever been homeless? nope, thank god
23. Do you read much? does the internet count????
24. Have you ever been asked out? nope
25. Would you dress as the opposite sex? if paid to
26. Cars or boats? cars on land, boats on water
27. Have you ever been in an accident? yep, they fucking suck
28. Dominos or Pizza Hut? the hut
29. Are you a health freak? i would say so
30. Favorite food? roast beef and cheese sandwich
31. Have you ever shoplifted? maybe........
32. Have you ever made out with just a friend? i wish
33. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? yep
34. Do you shower daily? sure do
35. How are you feeling right now? just had a couple beers, not to bad actually
36. Do you have any tattoos? no, hate needles
37. Do you send chain letters very often? sometimes
38. Do you like the band Radiohead? they b ok
39. What does the world need more of? girls who like me
40. Who DID let the dogs out? me ok it was me i confess, please dont hurt me
41. Have you ever written a poem? yeah was forced to at times in high school
42. Have you ever been on the radio? i could pretend i have
43. Have you ever made a promise you'd die to keep? probably
44. Are your parents still together? yep
45. Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
46. What's the sickest you've ever been? puked a couple times that about it
47. Do you pray? yep
48. Have you ever made a blood oath? uhhh no
49. Do you consider yourself religious? yes i do
50. Why do you admire people? they might have characteristics that catch my eye
51. What is your favorite male name? my name damnit
52. What was the last compliment you received? dont know, someone wanna give me one???? then i i'll remember
53. Your best friend: see da list
54. Would you smoke? hell no
55. Do you like tongue twisters? sure
56. What's your favorite store? anything thats sells sporting wear and any place that sells games
57. Do you know how to drive stick? i can drive in 1st gear
58. Who do you talk to most on the phone? either Steph or my dad
59. What was the last insult you GAVE? while i at work i throw insults at guests all the time
60. Are you a vegetarian? id die if i was
61. Do you like to learn? depends on the topic
62. What is your hair color? Blondes rule
63. Have you ever been racist? ive been called a racist, but i have never actually been one
64. Sprite or 7Up? thats like asking dasani or aquafina... THEY'RE THE SAME DAM THING!!!!
65. Do you sleep naked? i have, but normally.....no
66. How much cash do you have right now? not nearly enough
67. Would you have plastic surgery? uh no
68. How do you align yourself politically? i agree with the logical party
69. Math or science? they both confuse me
70. Do you like your name? sure
71. Have you ever been on a motorcycle? been on one?yes, driven on?no
72. Have you ever snuck anyone into your house? a couple times
73. Long or short hair? for me short, for girls??? whatever looks good on them
74. Mints or chewing gum? dont care
75. What is something you know that most people don't? im a virgin
76. What is one bet you've won? i suck at betting, so i really dont remember
77. Who did you last talk to? my roomies
78. Do you drink alcohol? oh yeah had a nive Miller Draft a lil bit ago
79. Meat or veggies? MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
80. Have you ever smoked? hell no
81. Have you ever read an article about defeating MySpace addiction? um no, is that actually possible???????
82. Do you believe in yourself? st times
83. Where did you go to school? nowhere right now
84. Do you believe in soul mates? sure
85. Sunrise or sunset? sunset, sunrise hurts me eyes while driving
86. Favorite comic strip? pvp
87. Would you eat human flesh for money? how much u planning on paying?
88. Would you drop out of school or quit your job? um no i belive in finishing what i started
89. Last time you spent 0, and what for? rent
90. Have you ever prank called someone? oh yeah, did it on the clock at work, to someone at work
91. Cappuccino or coffee? neither
92. Would you be my friend? who r u??????
93. Do you believe in love? yep
94. Do you believe in aliens? they scare the poop out of me
95. What is your favorite type of ice cream? choc. chip cookie dough
96. What is the last thing you said to someone? i talk a lot ot home, sop who really knows
97. Ever run away from home? nah, wasnt brave enough
98. Tan or pale? mostly pale
99. Have you ever searched for your own name on Google? actually yes i have been that bored
100. McDonalds or Burger King? lets see Grease king vs Grease God, how bout neither
101. Have you ever failed a grade? Why? no, do i seem that stupid to you?
102. Are you color blind? some would say so, but no im not
103. Do you believe in miracles? sure y not
104. Do you play an instrument? used to
105. Have you ever been asked for an autograph? in my dreams i have, it was aweomse
106. Do you have a boyfriend? u calling me gay?????
107. Have you ever been dumped? nope
108. Have you ever beat someone up? nah, id feel to guilty
109. What's the longest car ride/road trip you've been on? Charlotte to NYC, god damn that was boring
110. What is your dream job? pro athlete
111. Would you give me ? no im poor, who r uj anyways, u stalking me????
112. Would you eat sushi? i prefer my food cooked, so no
113. What is your biggest weakness? emotions
114. Do you hold grudges? no for very long
115. What is your favorite IM acronym (lol, omg, ttyl, etc)? i dont IM too much so i really dont know
116. What is your favorite type of music? rock, alternative, metal
117. Do you ever cook? frozen dinners and deli sandwiches
118. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possesions? either burn them all, sell them, or find a way to use them to create a lrage explosion
119. Do you use email, IM, MySpace, or phone the most? my cell phone, only cause i dont enough people to email and IM
120. Do you get enough exercise? to stay in a decent shape yeah
121. What is your biggest fear? heights, failure
122. How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile? daily
123. Have you ever been to a beach? oh yeah, u think im that boring mr stalker guy, i'll find u one day
124. What are you listening to right now? nice soft rock
125. Abercrombie or Hollister? dont have money for either
126. Kleenex or Puffs? dont care, might as well akse me i prefer to drunk of liquor or beer, in the end same result, they're fuckin tissues
127. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? anyone who will listen and not use smartass comments to try and make me feel better, because they dont work on me
128. Have you ever walked more than a mile? ive ran more than a mile
129. Have you ever left the house naked? uh no
130. What name brand do you wear the most? nike
131. Have you ever gone streaking? dont think so
132. If you could change one thing about yourself, it would be: i wouldnt be as nervous around new peoples and girls
133. How many times a day do you go on myspace? once somtimes twice
134. Lace or satin? what the hell is Lace?
135. What do you call those little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces? never though about it
136. Do you like seafood? crab and shrimp only
137. Explain your political beliefs. the go for the side that sounds more logical
138. Are you artistic? not really
139. Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not? sure y not, if i trusted the girl enough yeah
140. Do you know any foreign languages? some german
141. Have you ever been home schooled? nope
142. Would you flip off the president? oh hell yeah, and id fucking enjoy it
143. Would you date someone younger than you? depends how young
144. Do you wear makeup? u calling me gay?????
145. Have you ever been on a road trip? not really
146. Do you wear perfume? u really think im gay dont u?
147. Would you give money to a hobo? maybe
148. Do you sing? yep
149. What were you doing at midnight last night? prolly watching tv
150. Would you chug beer? i have and id do it again
151. What was the last movie you saw in a theater? Shooter
152. Last kiss? never been
153. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? yeah by accident, boy that was a fun day
154. Who is the most unique person you know, and why? i know quite a few people
155. Do you cry a lot? not unless something really bad happens
156. One goal you'd like to achieve this year: be in awesome physical shape
157. What store would you choose to max out a credit card? Why? Best Buy, electonic stores r funner to shop at and u know it
158. Have you ever performed on stage? a couple times
159. Why are they called fingers if they don't fing? im confused
160. Do you own a camera phone? sure do
161. Favorite month? August
162. Do you love someone? sure
163. Have you ever sworn? fuck no bitch
164. What is your most missed memory? senior prom with my lost friend Whitney
165. What is your favorite word? i dont really have a fav one, but maybe im just weird
166. Favorite athlete? Julius Peppers or Brian Urlacher
167. Coke or Pepsi? Coke
168. Have you ever prayed to Bhudda? did u miss the part where i said im a strong catholic????
169. Have you ever yelled at a telemarketer? yep, it was funny
170. What do you think about homosexual marriage? doesnt bother me any
171. One best friend or many good friends? many friends
172. Favorite type of sock? the one that fits
173. Do you get annoyed easily? at stupid people yeah
174. What was the last insult you received? i've been called racist, stupid, retarded, slow, and much much more
175. Yahoo or Google? thats like choosing between dvd players withe same price, they'll both give u the same result
176. Drums or guitar? u need both to make a damn good band
177. Favorite day of the week? Sunday, i get to relax and do absolutely nothing
178. What's your favorite car? my old Kia, loved that car
179. Do you smile a lot? oh yeah
180. Have you ever been on a plane? once
181. Have you ever skipped school? of course not........wait thats a lie yes i have
182. What's the most common name you know? John
183. Have you ever committed suicide? yeah i've tried 5 times and succeded twice, what a smart question
184. Favorite website? they b a lot of cool ones
185. Who is your newest friend? havent made a new friend in a while
186. What is your screen name? Fottball96
187. How do you vent anger? not normally
188. Have you ever bought a car? um yeah
189. Have you ever cut yourself? not on purpose
190. Apple or Microsoft? Microsoft,Microsoft, Microsoft,Microsoft
191. Do you still use film for cameras? thatd b a no
192. Last text? to Maxwell
193. Do you believe in hell? im cathloic yes, and intend to avoid it
194. Hug or kiss? both at the same time
195. Have you gone on a date? yeah i have, im not THAT lame
196. Do you brush and floss? brush and rinse
197. What's your favorite drink? Orange juice, or Miller Lite
198. Do you want to talk to anyone right now? sure y not
199. Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? Fridays
200. Last time you cried? its been a while Take this 200q survey!
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My Interests

Working, running, working out, hanging out with friends, trying to get a girlfriend (emphasize TRYING), sports (playing and watching), and the few tv shows i get to watch
List 20 friends in random order:
1. Tim
2. Maxwell
3. Kaitlyn
4. Taylor
5. Ling
6. Nathan
7. Julie
8. Ellen
9. Jessy
10. Jared
11. Kyle
12. Dannie
13. Mat Bailey
14. Allison
15. Erin Furr
16. Katie
17. Jannah
18. Ernie
19. Brian
20. Rebecca
Now answer the following:
how did you meet 13? at amc, then lived 2gether in amc's party house
what would you do if you never met 5? id need a new short chinese girl to talk to
have you ever liked 3? yeah probably
what do you honestly think of 10? fuckin badass dude
would or did 19 and 8 go out? no they havnet nor will they
if 1 died tomorrow, what is one thing you would need him/her to know? rents gonna go up
would 2 and 11 make a good couple? yeah theyd look fuckin awesome 2gether
describe 6 in three words: white, cracker, Chick-fil-a
do you think 12 is beautiful? yes......
would 1 and 17 ever go out? maybe, dont think itd last tho
what do you think of when you see 8? (whistles)
tell me something humiliating about 11: hes gonna take over the world
do you know any of 7's family members? met her mom and brother
what is 20's favorite color? not sure
on a scale from 1-10 how cute is 14? 9.999999999995
what would you do if 4 just professed their undying love for you? id be confused for a couple seconds, then jump off a brige into a lake
what language does 19 speak? sometimes im just not quite sure
who is 8 going out with? nobody that i know of
does 2 have any siblings?
is 15 single? nope
what is 10's fantasy? i dont wanna know
what school does 16 go to? not sure
would you makeout with 13?
what grade is 17 in? same year as me
when is the last time you talked to 12? 2 days ago
what is 3's favorite band? fuck if i know
would you date 9? sure

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I'd like to meet:

The creators of Star wars, creators of the matrix, Samuel L Jackson, The Olsen Twins, Carolina Panthers, Micheal Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Lance Armstrong, Vince Vaughn and multiple other actors/athletes i dont feel like listing at this time
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The Terminator


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James Bond, Agent 007


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Music:

3 Doors Down, Blink 182, Breaking Benjamin, Creed, Disturbed, Eminem, Evanesence, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Hoobastank, Jimmy Eat World, Kid Rock, The Killers, Linkin Park, Matchbox 20, Nickelback, Powerman 500, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Seether, Simple Plan, Staind, Daughtry, Shinedown Theory of a deadman

Movies:

Star Wars (all 6), Lord of the Rings (all 3), The Matrix (all 3), Austin Powers (all 3), Mummy (both), Saw (all 3), The Ring (both), Terminator 2, Independence Day, Pirates of the Carribean(both), The Rock, National Treasure, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Gone in 60 seconds, Air Force One, Batman Begins, The Mask, Happy Gilmore, The Longest Yard, Chronicles of Riddick, The Departed, Snakes on a Plane, Grandmas Boy, Talladega Nights

Television:

Family Guy, 24, Simpsons, Whose Line is it anyway?, Drew Carey show,south park, Mind of Mencia
-------BACKGROUND INFO-------
Full Name: Russell A Zoeller
Nickname: RAZ
State you were born in: Virginia
Gender: Male
Grade: not sure anymore
School: CPCC
Screen name(if one) gonna have to try harder to get that one
-------YOUR APPEARENCE-------
Hair color: Blonde
Hair lenght: too long right now
Height: 6 foot
Braces? not anymore
Glasses? have some, sure use them more often
Piercings? no
Tattoos? no
-------Favorites-------
Color: Tar Heel Blue
Song: like too many
Candy: Fruit Snacks
Store: that one
-------Your Future-------
Kids? sure
Married? hopefully
Job? pro athlete
---Which is better with the opposite sex---
Cute or sexy: either one works
Lips or eyes: eyes
Hugs or kisses: both
Short or tall: short
Easygoing or serious: easygoing
Romantic or spontaneous: romantic
Sensitive or loud: loud
Hook-up or relationship: relationship
Sweet or caring: caring
Trouble maker or hestiant one: hesitant
-----Have you ever-----
Drank alcohol: oh yeah
Smoked pot: hell no
Ran away from home: not dumb enough
Broken someones heart: no, noramlly the opposite happens to me
Turned someone down: nope
Cried over a guy or girl: sure have
-----Do you believe in....
God: im catholic, yes
Miracles: sure do
Love at first sight: y not
Ghosts: they scare the piss out me
Soul mates: sure
Heaven: of course
Hell: yeah
Kissing on the first date: y not
**Have you ever wanted someone you couldnt have...WHO?** sure have, thats peronal info
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Jack Bauer, Mat Bailey, Samuel L. Jackson, Carlos Mencia,

My Blog

Murphy's laws of combat operations...

1. Friendly fire - isn't.2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.3. Suppressive fires - won't.4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling yo...
Posted by Russell Zoeller on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:21:00 PST

random stuff

Hey everyone, whats up? If u r reading this it means u at least somewhat give a shit about what goes on with me and i appreciate that a lot. It also means that u r expecting another rant from, since...
Posted by Russell Zoeller on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:54:00 PST

this is getting annoying...

    Whats up everyone, i know its been a while since i've had a rant to post but there werent any good topics, well now i've got a good one to rant on, something thats really pissing me...
Posted by Russell Zoeller on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

yo

Whats up everyone? Whats goin on with me lately? well im about to start ranting which i will do a lot on here and you'll just have to deal with it.  Ok, so this weekend pretty much sucked balls i...
Posted by Russell Zoeller on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:05:00 PST