Hmm...about me. So difficult to condense into words, you know? How do you describe perfection? Ha! Yeah, so far from perfect it's not even funny. I blame society for my ills and travesties, the goverment for my lack of funding, my parents for the ups and downs of being a Pastor's kid, my high school for my lack of coordination, Ukraine for my first ghetto fabulous car ( I miss my Thundercat), Japan for making me have seizures from their cartoons, Power Rangers for my abundant childishness, Fried Green Tomatoes for my feelings of female empowerment, Toyota for helping me save money by making me spend way more than I have, my peeps at MTV, my best friends Debra Sue and Mark Miller for loving me no matter what, the Jews for their quirky ways, Gandhi for my peacemaker qualities, Catherine the Great for my warlike qualities, Panama for my love of canals, every fast food restaurant for my obesity, and the Hollywood media for making me live up to impossible standards of beauty.
I don't believe in global warming...at least in the sense that in 20 years we'll all be baking in 103 degree heat year-round. I don't believe styrofoam is evil. It takes up less than 1% of landfills. I believe we shold start using DDT again. More people have died because we stopped using it. I believe everyone should research climate studies for themselves. I don't believe scientists can accurately predict climate in 2 months let alone 2 years or 20 years. I believe everyone should read Michael Crichton's State of Fear. It changed my perspective on the environment.
I don't believe that current Darwinian evolutionary theory is plausible. Anyone who has any concept of the complexity of biochemical functionality in the human body would attest to this.
Other interesting facts: blue is my favorite colour. I spell "colour" with a "u". Gorillas are my favorite animal. I often wonder what dog would taste like. Koji's at the Block is the BOMB, but Hary Haru Sushi in LB is the atom bomb!!! I want to bomb someone named Adam. I've been to Mt. Rushmore. I've crashed into my church. I was Dean's Listed in college. People have the tendency to think they've met me when they haven't. And people often tell me I look like someone they know. Most people who have met me through high school friends will remember me. I am a magnet for high school alumni. I am a magnet for flakey and noncommittal people. I was asked once in Freshman year if I wanted to play for the football team by the football coach. I am afraid of things flying at my face. I don't like steak because I can't work the knife/fork thing. I once had to make those knife/fork/napkin rollups. I don't like fruit roll-ups. If you call me by my last name then I know how I know you. If you call me by my fake name, then I know you're with the government. I should stop talking now before I reveal valuable information known only to myself, the heads of the CIA and MI6, and the Pope. I just started reading comic books for the first time in my life, and I love it!! I'm always the one boy in a group of girls. I always give one too many chances and it always comes back to kick me in the astroturf. I don't know anything about the Astros...except the Jetson's dog.
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