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Randall

I am here for Friends

About Me

This is rediculous. Um, I sit around and visualise best-of-breed schemes to incentivise high-end synergies for making life worth getting through to a natural end. At home, in my pumpkin room. Oh, and how to get my Fiance naked more often.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People I already know. New people that know how to converse other than through a chat box.

My Blog

Random MSN Chat: What friends talk about

stop -drop -rock n roll says: you have Andrew WK as a friend on MySpace ha ha hopper says: i know, pretty funny huh stop -drop -rock n roll says: v radio had 40 listeners yesterday! stop -drop -...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2004 16:50:00 GMT

Black Entertainment Television

Yo. So I was kickin it while waiting for 188,654kb of porn to finish downloading& flipping channels and settling on BET& of COURSE I settled on BET... American Pimp was on. Why on fucking EARTH ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 00:16:00 GMT

Randall has Zero Friends

I love the ring to that. My secret little lair on this big bad Internet. Loving this.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2004 16:52:00 GMT

Boxed Hummus

and Olive bread. Good for the first half of a loaf, then the law of dininishinf returns kicks one's stomach's ass.... (perplexing thought... that stomach with an ass). Programming more tonight... d...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2004 22:18:00 GMT

How to keep one's self entertained

Has it really gone by so fast? Persephone unleashes unfathomable disillusionment Lonliness summons trembling concubine This torrential rain mourns midnight clutches Foolish mortals conspire yea...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:35:00 GMT

The earth jerks off like a 15 year old

Funny thought, eh? I was lying in bed dealing with the nightly rining in my ears and thought how the earthj really isn't Mother Nature, it's some dude. When it was forming, it had all sorts of ener...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2004 16:57:00 GMT

a fine evening

When I was a little kid, I used to see faces floating in the air at night in my room. I was afraid of them, they were grotesue and disfigured, and didn't really have form to them, just features that w...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2003 03:30:00 GMT

Dream Sequence

So, partied too hard last night, reporting to work at 8 AM sucks when you can't hold your head up. Stopped working too early and went5 to bed, only dream I remember is walking through an old growth fo...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2003 19:42:00 GMT

Sunday Bloody Sunday

First journal posting. Guilt free rant time. The ceiling fan turned into a spider today, and I wasn't even high. Been clinically tested down lately, unable to figure out: A) How to get my shit ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2003 18:30:00 GMT