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Devil Woman

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About Me


I'm definitely not your typical chick, I was recently referred to as "the rainbow in the dark." I ritually listen to Rob Zombie and watch his movies. He's my proverbial crack, gets me through a day. I aspire to bring about a revival of good 'ol school horror in the future. My mind is filled to the brim with all things macabre. Obviously, I like to express myself through writing. I love literature, music, and movies. I'm rather harsh and sometimes like to say hi with a punch. After getting to know me, it all grows on you. I love going to concerts and meeting rockstars. I have a big vocabulary and know how to use it. I know what I want/like and I don't settle. I like to party, and commit gluttonous acts of boozing. Its always a bonus when the drinks are for free. Most of my friends are guys, even Tina, theoretically, we're "just one of the guys." I'm highly adaptable, I can go from hardcore nerd to ghetto bitch in no time. Being that so many people have screwed me over, I tend to wait for people to take the initiative in getting to know me. Life is so much better without the douchebags and cunts. I tend to self depreciate, and beat some people to the punch, or just don't care as what people think or say about me. I know I'm not perfect, and neither are you (I do sometimes bite back). I appreciate badass muscle cars and old school motorcycles. Eventhough I have no clue where to begin in fixing a car, I'm still curious about all them "thingies" under the hood. I like watching two cars engage in every Grease Monkey's wetdream: drag racing. I like watching two greased up guys engage in homo-erotic acts in some sort of ring or octagon. I'm not a Satanist, nor am I really religious. I do respect (to a point) and am fascinated by all the religions that exist. I don't judge based on any religion unless provoked, and I don't need to be saved, don't offer or mention. I don't like most chicks (there is an exception of few), especially jealous, psycho ones. I don't like hotdogs, most emo, mustard, Steven Segal, ignorant racists, uptight snobby people, annoyingly horny guys, modern Cassanovas, any forms of animal cruelty, American Idol, Wild Turkey, random acts of vomiting, gratutious drama, the sound of a thick genuine cuban accent, tuition prices, Utep's parking situation, Johnny Depp, and Rob Zombie haters, jerky rockstars, the colors yellow, and salmon, shitty musicians remaking/sampling good songs, Paris Hilton's acting or music, homophobia, random acts of freestyle rapping, I don't need to relive a shitty version 8mile. I'm sure I left out a good amount more. All in all, this is me. Take it or leave it
Which Cry baby gang member are you?
You are Hatchet Face. Your appearance may scare people a lot, like dairy cows and guys in jail. You are really tough and do not care what other people say about you.
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You Are 95% Bitchy
Ouch, you've got a heart of steel, and you don't mind throwing out cutting insults to whomever you hate.
Those who know you well know not to mess with you. And those who don't know you well are plain scared of you! How Bitchy Are You?
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How to make a bitch
Ingredients:
3 parts bitterness
4 parts humor
3 parts evil
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a bit of the ugly to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Julie
Birthday: January
Birthplace: Hell Paso
Current Location: Canutillo aka Crippletown
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black w/ the occasional red or purple
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mexican/spanish
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: liquor, scruffy guys that look like zakk wylde, scandinavian metalheads and their accents, the occasional hairy russian.
Your Fears: arachnophobia, ithyphallophobia, and just a little of agoraphobia, meeting rob zombie and being disappointed
Your Perfect Pizza: pepporonni, sausauge, and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: come into some cash to pay for school so i could finally finish so i could be poor but with a bachelor's degree
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMFAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: i shouldn't have gotten drunk last night, damn you amber boch!!
Your Best Physical Feature: n/a
Your Bedtime: after the insomnia subsides, or after last call
Your Most Missed Memory: any night drinking at Milo's crib
Pepsi or Coke: coke mixes with liquor best
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king cuz of the onion ring sauce (huh Nichole!?!)
Single or Group Dates: don't care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: when drinking, and only cloves, but rarely
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: yes, but not well
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: once upon a time
Do you want to go to College: i am in college
Do you want to get Married: not really, divorce is too expensive
Do you belive in yourself: when indulging in the "liquid confidence"
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Are you a Health Freak: definitely not
Do you get along with your Parents: just my momma
Do you like Thunderstorms: thoroughly
Do you play an Instrument: bass guitar, but i suck cuz i don't practice
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: this is a stupid question
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: shot glasses from a bar for tina
Ever been Drunk: this is another stupid question, read my blogs
Ever been called a Tease: who hasn't?
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: i've gotten over my winona ryder phase
How do you want to Die: by the hands of a serial killer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: director/film maker and rockstar, if that doesn't pan out then maybe a homeless philosopher
What country would you most like to Visit: sweden, norway, finland and russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: taller than 5' 9"
Weight: prefer big and muscular football player types
Best Clothing Style: zakk wylde chic
Number of Drugs I have taken: ???
Number of CDs I own: too many, hail to itunes and ipods
Number of Piercings: 17
Number of Tattoos: 3, and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all things happen for a reason
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My Interests

Long walks along the Rio Grande, fast cars, hot guys, cute kittens, reading, writing, liquid intoxication, music, playing bass, movies, tattoos, piercings, off the wall roadtrips...much more.

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You Are 76% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

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I'd like to meet:

In general, I'm open to meeting anyone who has similar interests as mine, as well as one of those grizzly bear looking but oh so flaming gay guys (they are the awesomest!!) I am dying to meet Rob Zombie, I guess you could say he has given some meaning to my life, I would like to be his protege. Yeah, yeah yeah, I know it sounds a bit cliche, but I would also love to meet Johnny Depp (he's hot, he's a great actor, and most of all, he's hot!), who doesn't want to meet him?

Music:

A little bit of this and that. I luv all kinds of music. I am currently into: Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Amon Amarth, Children Of Bodom, Black Label Society, Slayer, Cradle Of Filth, Pantera, Damageplan, Mortiis, HIM, Arch Enemy, My Ruin, Sinergy, Nine Inch Nails, Type O Negative, Ozzy, Suicidal Tendencies, Metallica, Trivium, Genitorturers, Dimmu Borgir, Otep, Anthrax, Nightwish, Tristania, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Kiss, 69 Eyes, Scum Of the Earth, Satyricon, Devildriver, Danzig, Six Feet Under, In Flames, Behemoth, Deathstars, Immortal, and many more. If it is hard, heavy, melodic, and from Sweden, Norway, or Finland, I'm all over it!!

You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?

Movies:

I like a wide variety of movies, but I prefer Horror. My favorite movies include: The Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, GRINDHOUSE, Nightmare Before Christmas, All Of Johnny Depp's Movies, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (both), From Dusk Til Dawn, Audition, Saw I & II, Harold and Maude, Waiting, The Notebook, Big Fish, Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink, Constatine, The Exorcist, The Big Lebowski, Swingers, The Mummy (Karloff), Sabrina (Hepburn), Gone With The Wind, Traffic, and many more. My favorite Directors include: Rob Zombie, Tim Burton, Steven Soderberg, Guillermo Del Toro, Robert Rodriguez, Alfonso Cuaron, Quentin Tarantino, John Waters, Jonas Ackerlund, Penelope Spheeris, Takashi Miike, John Carpenter, M. Night Shamylan.
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Ditzy Dancer.

Where You Lived: Mexico.

How You Died: The Plague. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Television:

Henry Rollins Show, Metalocolypse, Rescue Me, Sex and The City, Dexter, OZ, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Will and Grace, Law and Order SVU, Dead Famous, The Riches, Miami Ink, LA Ink, House, South Park, Ghost Hunters, Big Love, Desperate Housewives (don't judge me!), Rob and Big...I like my TV cuz i have no life!
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it. In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk! You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar. You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?Take the quiz:
alcoholic beverage anyone?

jack daniels
You are jack daniels, Your the one whose just chilling without a care in the world. You would be the blabbering drunk at a party, but you do it well with jack by your side. A few more drinks you say, keep it up your strong and keep the party going. it's alive!
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What alcoholic beverage are you?

Jose Cuervo
You're there for the party, and you aint leaving till they throw you out. Just there to have fun, thats what its all about.
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Books:

I read anything by Poppy Z. Brite, Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho, Rules Of Attraction) Hunter S. Thompson, John Saul, Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Shakespeare, Jennifer Weiner, Gavin Baddeley, or about serial killers, astrology, film, the occult, poetry, biographies, short stories, novels, horror, violence, ultra violence, music, etc. i'm a big nerd that has a library card, likes to read, and ocassionally build up a massive fine and then pay a cent each visit!!!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
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What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
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Heroes:

Rob Zombie, Zakk Wylde, Dimebag (RIP), Kerry King, Sean Yseult, Cliff Burton, Tom Arraya, Flea, Hunter S. Thompson, Johnny Depp

My Blog

Welcome to The Church of Suicidal

i had a blast last night, regardless of whether or not i was really on the VIP list. i rocked the rail in front through it all. to my suprise, Municipal Waste opened. they were awesome, brutal, and fu...
Posted by Devil Woman on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:55:00 PST

What Would Henry Rollins Do?

am i really a nerd for gettting it?http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">..http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r211/SchmoopyIrish/2006 0913.gif" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Phot...
Posted by Devil Woman on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:26:00 PST

Was that the Boogeyman?

Well i got to see the very first showing of Rob Zombie's Halloween last night, thanks to KLAQ. Apparently, from what i hear, i was the only one who had to work for my ticket and answer trivia. All the...
Posted by Devil Woman on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:00:00 PST

TRUE NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL

This has got to be the most interesting and in depth documentary to date. Call me crazy, but I think that Gaahl is one interesting person. I'm willing to look past the violent behavior in which he bea...
Posted by Devil Woman on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST

Youre a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

i haven't slept in like a week. i've been writing, but its all crap!! you know when at the time you are writing some shit you convince yourself its your masterpiece, then you read it the next day and ...
Posted by Devil Woman on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:37:00 PST

who’s hogging up all the fun?

This weekend was the most adventure we've seen in a while since everyone disappeared. Not long ago the bars were hard to walk through and now it seems as of Tina and I are the crowd.any who...Our satu...
Posted by Devil Woman on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:38:00 PST

tutti fucking frutti

did all you el pasoans hear the Q this morning???the almighty rob zombie was on!!!and he said subliminally "julie will be amongst the crowd for the premiere of my new movie halloween next week, offici...
Posted by Devil Woman on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:05:00 PST

The snosberries taste like snosberries!

Thanks to Tina, Frank, Manny, Danny, Melaine, and Mickey our new bartender, I successfully re-enacted the puke scene from The Exorcist!!! Everything was going smooth as Slayer's Seasons In the Abyss a...
Posted by Devil Woman on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST

My Favorite Asshole

1) What's their name?FRANK, BUT HE ANSWERS TO ASSHOLE, DOUCHEBAG, DUMBASS...2).Do you trust them?I QUESTION IT. J/K EH, I GUESS!3) Where did you meet him/her?ON A HOT DAY IN THE INFAMOUS MUDDY CANUTIL...
Posted by Devil Woman on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time

In continuance with the WHAT I LEARNED THIS PAST WEEK series, here is pt. 2:1. Halloween sucked balls for falling on a Tuesday, but Tina and I managed to make the most of it without the help of any ho...
Posted by Devil Woman on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:51:00 PST