La Unica!!! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am real chill what else can I say (just don't make me mad)... cuz I'm puerto rican and my slice game is ridiculous and no I ain't talking bout pizza!! I tellz you like it is...no candy coating or sweet shit over here. If you can't stand the truth then go holla at a girlie girl cuz I am not the one. Moving right along now that we got that out the way.....

So if you winded up on my page then you prally kno me. And if you don't kno me, then I must have sparked an interest cuz you're here. So don't be shy just say Hi! So Hey! I mean, believe me, if I were you... I'd wanna kno me too. I prally sound madd conceited....I'm not.
I'm a straight LiVeWiRe. Just wanna have fun! No point in livin life all serious. Rite?! Rittttte!

My Interests

My general interests are perhaps not interesting at all. Plus...this is the internet...I'm not puttin all my bizness on blast

I'd like to meet:

a nice rich guy who will be like "oh sweetheart, you don't need to work another day of your life. I love you. Go to the spa and let your hair down, oh and by the way, here's my credit card. Buy yourself something nice while you're out." If you are that guy, please e-mail me ASAP

Music:

Anything that has a nice beat that I can move to cuz dancing is whats up, yamean?!

Movies:

Disney and Pixar Movies!!

Books:

Books...hmm. Only good to hold up uneven tables. Or when you run out of toilet paper you can always use a few good pages as need be.
Hey! it's survival of the fittest ...you gotta do what you gotta do

Heroes:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Birthday: Feb 20, 1986
Birthplace: Brooklyn, NY
Current Location: Where losers breed and I unfortunately live
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: dark brown/black
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambedextrious??
Your Heritage: Representando para los Boricuas, PanameÃ±os, y Latinos mundial...WEPA!!

The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven't put any on yet
Your Weakness: I don't think I have any....
Your Fears: being trapped
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken ranch with parmesan and crushed red peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get more money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Iono..."
Thoughts First Waking Up: it's 11 already. Damn. 5 more minutes...
Your Best Physical Feature:
...have you seen me?
Your Bedtime: Bedtime is for kidz but I gotz ta get mah beauty sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: 8th grade...good times. Great times as a matter of fact
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK...have it your way, but that king in the commercials be lookin madd pedophile-ish
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea..yummy yummy in my tummy
Chocolate or Vanilla: nilla..but caramel is where itz at (haha)
Cappuccino or Coffee: I dont really drink either... that shitz all addictive and your teeth start turning colors. Walkin around with doodoo smears on your teeth all cuz you drink that shit. NUhUh
Do you Smoke: nah, you shouldnt either
Do you Swear: ..the fuck you talkin bout?
Do you Sing: ya I can sang
Do you Shower Daily: daily..? I always think its best to kno urself in its purest form. Marinate in ur secretions. Sike ew...yea
Have you Been in Love: yea I been in that thing
Do you want to go to College: i is a KolleGe StoOdint
Do you want to get Married: sure why not? one day
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't believe in me, I wouldnt expect anyone else to
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah...Rock the boat
Do you think you are Attractive: attractive is an understatement

Are you a Health Freak: nah but I'm conscientious
Do you get along with your Parents: no comment
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they're peaceful until a tree falls on your car or you lose power for extended periods of time
Do you play an Instrument: saxophone and conga drums (betcha didnt kno that)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: As a fine, role model of the community I would not dare drink being as to how I am not of the legal drinking age...
In the past month have you Smoked: nah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm high on life everyday
In the past month have you gone on a Date: negatory
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no I don't like em really
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EwWw..
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Can't say that I have
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm colored and itz cold.... You do the math
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: lol...
Ever been called a Tease: perhaps
Ever been Beaten up: nah, I straight beat bitches up
Ever Shoplifted: Again..as a fine, role model citizen I would never engage in any illegal or illicit activity
How do you want to Die: in some cinematic triumph;where some bad guy kills me and everyone sees it and they crucify him and I come back to life for my oscar
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: *lil kid voice* when I..when I.. when I grows up um.. I wanna be.. um.. a um... woyer. I wanna help the criminals and good guys not got to jail and...and.. and.. make wotz and wotz of money. MmmHmm. Yup *nods head*
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamaica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter, but it is the first thing I notice
Favourite Hair Color: dark colors
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: preferably 6ft and up. I'm tall and I like heels. Just tryna make a good balance here.
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: pretty boy thuggin it
Number of Drugs I have taken: well, if you count me, then one. I'm the human form of craCkK
Number of CDs I own: 1000+
Number of Piercings: 3 in each ear
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing. Dont regret, just learn from those things you may potentially regret so it won't happen again
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Posted by La Unica!!! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST

Jealous Hatin Bitches...someones bout to get it

Aiight...I'ma try to stay as civil as humanly possible considering recent situations. I would just like to say that first off...to all the jealous hatin bitches...ease off me!! No...I am n...
Posted by La Unica!!! on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:32:00 PST

Stick... Jab... Poke....Die

This is my message to all...well, males really. So pay close attention... I have a real problem with people touching me. If I don't asked to be touched...don't put your hands on me. ...
Posted by La Unica!!! on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:17:00 PST

Confession

I just wanted to say, that you know how the cursor for clicking over most pictures is the lil hand with the glove pointing? Well, whenever i go over any pictures and have to click I digg up your...
Posted by La Unica!!! on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:36:00 PST

Poo tang

Well, if you haven't caught on to my blogs as of yet, then here's what you need to catch on to. I write these with questions that really make you think, that have you pondering, or are situation...
Posted by La Unica!!! on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:24:00 PST

I'm yo pusha!

Grinding! .....got what you want got what you need. I'm that Krizack, baby. Now that I got your attention... I just wanna say HEY! You must have been real bored to be reading t...
Posted by La Unica!!! on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:28:00 PST