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JOEY NOVA

I forgot how awesome HE IS LEGEND is!

About Me

OK, I like eggs and pickles but not together. I like to be active (example. I drink beer and actively play Frisbee at the same time.) I am easily excited over things that shouldn't excite me; like a ham sandwich or finding bunny poo. I have a girlfriend who surprisingly is not crazy, thats crazy because usually thats all I attract. I love my friends they are the greatest. They are always there to hold my privates when i need to pee. My family is weird but then who's isn't. I am an uncle but I am bad at being one. My house is clean and so is my hair. (I am not really sure what that means.) I grew up in Leduc, but I am not a hill billy. Well maybe a little bit, but I do not wear a cowboy hat or hump my sister. I might hump your sister though. I am not retarded or handicap in anyway, it is just my sense of humor. MY grammar is terrible and so are my morals. Neither are going to change any time soon. I have edited my layout at Crazyprofile.com .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

likes... CHUCK TAYLOR'S, red wine, motorcycles, mountain bikes, good books that make you think, games that make you drink, camping in a hotel (none of the outdoor stuff please), eating at nice restaurants, i enjoy entertaining and having big parties, the feel of the sun and sand between your toes, i like the sound of thunder and the smell after it rains. how gay do i sound...that's enough

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet you, your mom, your sister or brother, but not your dad...he's a douche bag. I just like saying DOUCHE BAG!

Music:

Thrice, Circa survive, Drive by punch, Blackalicious, Mock orange, John Coltrane, Gym class heroes,The jealous sound, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennet, Say Anything, Minus the bear, The Fullblast, He is legend, Comeback kid, John Mayer, Dave Mathews, Jessie Baylin, Moneen, Daft punk, Taking back sunday, Jurassic 5, Sparta, Ella Fitzgerald, Mapping the escape, miles davis, ten second epic, miserysignals(the new album is fucking awesome), bleeding through,

Movies:

grandma's boy, wedding crashers, super troopers, mulholland drive, Joe dirt, napoleon dynamite, anchorman, cannonball run, nacho libre,

Television:

The real world. I hope people in the actual real world aren't that stupid. I love the trashiness of it.Is trashiness even a word? How do you spell that?

Books:

the BIBLE, oh and the dictionary that shit makes a nice read.

Heroes:

I have to go with TOM SELLECKS moustache...that thing is in a league of it's own.

My Blog

fuck ya

we dont drink puss drinks, we do beerbongs for vendettas.  It's been about a month since my last beerbong and tonight we are going to hit that shit with a vengence. Some one will pay for what the...
Posted by joey on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST

buses and trains

so europe smells old, looks old, and kabap's taste old. Whats the deal? I hate european public transportation, it smells like turkish delight. Deodorant must really suck in europe or people just don't...
Posted by joey on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:28:00 PST

so anyone besides me find it awkward to spell the word awkward

blogs are weird should I post a blog? I don't know. do I want to post a blog? not really.I dont even know what to say in these things. Maybe some people just aren't meant to post blogs. &nb...
Posted by joey on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:21:00 PST