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Alicia

ajsaylor

About Me

How does anyone figure out what to write here? [scrunching up my face/rolling eyes right now] Too difficult and introspective for my current mood. So I'm moody? Yeah. That's something about me. Moody.

My Interests

I don't know, but I'll tell you one thing, I would be damn sure interested in someone telling me how to make our freaking tomato plant actually MAKE TOMATOES!!! Is that so much to ask?And brains and tennis and Guitar Hero.

I'd like to meet:

Someone to buy my damn house, someone to defend my dissertation for me, Ben Roethlisberger, and Justin Timberlake, in that order.

Music:

Everything opposite of what Jason said.

Movies:

Recently, 3:10 to Yuma, Miss Potter, Pan's Labyrinth, ooh and that makes me think of the David Bowie Labyrinth and that makes me think of the Princess Bride and Willow and the Sound of Music

Television:

It's football season and SOMEONE won't let me get NFL Sunday Ticket; The Hills (and yes I even watch the Aftershow online afterwards... what, you want to say something about it?); QVC; HSN; Sopranos; The Office; Golden Girls; and American F*ing Idol

Books:

Besides Neuroscience crapola? Harry Potter (I can NOT believe how it all goes down in the end). Bill Bryson. Annie Dillard. The brilliant novel my sister hasn't written yet.

Heroes:

You know how people say they have the best Mom ever?? Horseshit. Mine is the best human being who ever existed and she will take yours DOWN, and I mean down to Chinatown, any day of the week.