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The D. The A. The Y the L the E.

Dollar Dollar Bill Y'all

About Me

I really like farm animals, ebonics and Amaretto, not necessarily all at the same time.

I CAN'T STAND DULL AND BORING PEOPLE. WHY DO THEY EXIST?

"This is our decision to live fast and die young.
We've got the vision now let's have some fun.
Yeah, it's overwhelming but what else can we do?
Get jobs in offices and wake up for the morning commute?"


Last FM

My Interests



Photo Blog

Dale S Mason's Flickr

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO GET DIRTY;

Music:



CROOKERS
BOYS NOIZE
DIGITALISM
TEENAGE BAD GIRL
MIA
EIGHTIES MATCHBOX
BLOOD RED SHOES
LATE OF THE PIER
VAMPIRE WEEKEND
MGMT
BLACK LIPS
WE ARE THE PHYSICS
JAY-Z
THE MONKS
FOALS
NEILS CHILDREN
NOTORIOUS BIG
BUSTA RHYMES
ERASE ERRATA
TEST ICICLES
DFA1979
CADENCE WEAPON
FUTURE OF THE LEFT
WU-TANG
ELLE MILANO
DIZZEE
KID SISTER

Movies:

BUFFALO '66
PINK FLAMINGOS
REQUIEM FOR A DREAM
SHAWSHANK
GOODFELLAS
HARD CANDY
FUNNY GAMES [ORIGINAL VERSION]
PULP FICTION
NATURAL BORN KILLERS
RESERVIOR DOGS
[REC]

Television:

THE WIRE
SOUTH PARK
FREAKS AND GEEKS
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
GREEN WING
NEVER MIND THE BUZZCOCKS

Books:

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN
A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES
MICROSERFS
UNDER THE BANNER OF HEAVEN
A SHORT HISTORY OF NEARLY EVERYTHING
ANGELS AND DEMONS

Heroes:

Friends
Family
Samantha Jones
Simon Amstell.

My Blog

Some People I Hate

TOM CLARKEOtherwise known as the lead singer of utterly shite MOR indie wankmongers The Enemy. This band is SO band, SO uninspiring and SO irrelevant, yet the irony is that they are so uninteresting t...
Posted by The D. The A. The Y the L the E. on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:25:00 PST

Pros and cons of the past 5 days.

+ Moving to Greenwich, into a lovely little house on a really nice street, which is spitting distance from 3 supermarkets and bus stops.- The horrendous task of tidying the previous place by myself, w...
Posted by The D. The A. The Y the L the E. on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:01:00 PST

I Feel Like A Massive Knob

.... I was out in a club in Soho, and since it was Christmas they had a guy dressed as Santa, and a room dressed up as a grotto, and people got invited in and given a big stocking full of stuff like C...
Posted by The D. The A. The Y the L the E. on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 04:12:00 PST

A list of songs I like by bands I don’t like

I realised earlier that with most bands that I don't really like all that much, I do generally tend to like one of their songs. I decided to make a list of said songs and bands. [MY GOD I AM BORED AND...
Posted by The D. The A. The Y the L the E. on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:31:00 PST

Old blogs I wrote when an emotional wreck are....

ASS-CLENCHINGLY VILE....
Posted by The D. The A. The Y the L the E. on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:49:00 PST

Im a twat, Im a twat with a baseball bat.

So today, I reverted to the me of about 18 months - 2 years ago. Which is basically to get incredibly angry and frustrated for no real reason, and then be a completely nasty, vile cunt to the people I...
Posted by The D. The A. The Y the L the E. on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:55:00 PST

Don’t riot. DIET!

Well, don't diet either. Unless you want to. But still, don't. Big girl, you are beautiful. Mika is such a patronising cunt. Who died and made Mika chief spokesperson of overweight ladies? These women...
Posted by The D. The A. The Y the L the E. on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:26:00 PST

Im ruining it. IM RUINING IT!

My restlessness is manifesting itself into full-blown cuntishness. I'm destroying relationships due to my own inability to deal with my emotions. ARGH! I dunno. All I know is that I am behaving like a...
Posted by The D. The A. The Y the L the E. on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:26:00 PST

What a weird day

I'm just entering the 10th hour of sitting in Neil's room, where I have engaged in such exhilarating activities as drinking large volumes of fruit juice and reading about 9/11 conspiracy theories. It'...
Posted by The D. The A. The Y the L the E. on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:59:00 PST

Is this what you do to people you love?! You give them HIV?!

So yeah, today I mostly felt tired and frustrated. Was proper stressing about this job interview. I went this morning, and managed to get there TWO hours early. The email told me to be there at 11am, ...
Posted by The D. The A. The Y the L the E. on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:49:00 PST