EXCELLENT THINGS: Music, monkeys, Musical monkeys, snowboarding, cheese, short angry people (i'm short, but not angry), socks, Girls with good taste, the word "toddywadger", Anime, a Welsh accent (the single funniest thing I could ever hear... in the nicest possible way!), Black Books, The Black Books Drinking Game, driving, sombreros, ponchos (PROPER Cliff Eastwood ponchos!), airport shops called Lovejuice, Live music, Cannabis, the word "seepage", road signs, traffic cones, Girls in bands! (mmmm), miniature shoes/bikes/skateboards/hats/animals/guitars/anything miniature damnit!, SKA!!!, nudism, Terry Pratchett, a well rolled Jay, the word "tetotalitarianism" (think about it properly now!), the card game Cripple Mr Onion, Going Hedgecore, Dogs, dancing like a fanny, the cheeby smiley: ^_^, setting fire to oneself, Punk Rock bands, cigars, Alternative Pidgeons, Guiness-------------------------------------------------CRAP THINGS: Arrogance, Pop music, Poptart bitches, Popping your head off your shoulders, Popsicles and other ridiculous Americanisms, Poppy seed rolls, internet Popups, groinal injury, playground politics, having missed nearly all my favourite bands, soberness, necrophilia, Primary School Teachers, the drinking game Fuck The Bus, Neds/chavs, man Boobs, Guinea Pigs, overly straight hair, Cherry - the Nazi pie!, inadvertently allowing your wrist to limpen, heroin, coprophilia, tit nips, crappy baby killing world destroying companies like Coca Cola and Nestle, TV Soaps, waking up in hospital with no memory of previous night :), Not being Bob Dylan/Billy Corgan/Nick Cave/Michael Stipe/Van Morrison/Joe Strummer etc, wasting valuable time on internet games and stupidly long internet Profiles...
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Sublime, Operation Ivy, The Mars Volta, Smashing Pumpkins, Forward Russia, The Go! Team, Biffy Clyro, NOFX, Weezer, Rancid, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Jeff Buckley, The Clash, Less Than Jake, Paul Weller, The Pixies, The Specials, The Vandals, Van Morrison, Gomez, The Jam, The Blues Brothers, The Rudiments, REM, Plus-Tech Squeeze Box, Lightyear, Presidents Of The United States Of America, The Frogs, Farse, Mad Caddies, Hundred Reasons, Flogging Molly, Pearl Jam, Tenacious D, Reel Big Fish, At The Drive-In, Jimi Hendrix, Save Ferris, Snuff, Jimmy Eat World, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Jane’s Addiction, Nirvana, Rentokill, Queen, Ska-P, Rage Against The Machine, Muse, Suburban Legends, Rolling Stones, Slint, Mogwai, Sonic Youth, Django Reinhardt, Green Day, The Dangerfields, Catch 22, The Distillers, The Butthole Surfers, Goldfinger, My Chemical Romance, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, No Doubt, Transplants, Focus, The Breeders, Dead Kennedys, Guttermouth, Pennywise, H20, Joe Viterbo, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jools Holland, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Progagandi, Skankin Pickle, Pink Floyd, Suicide Machines, The Dropkick Murphys, The Declined, Fleetwood Mac, Aquabats, Frank Zappa, Joss Stone, Mudhoney, Jesse James, My Bloody Valentine, Lagwagon, No Head On My Shoulders, System Of A Down, Rival Schools, Spaceman Lance
Musicals!!! Blues Brothers, Rocky Horror Show, Little Shop Of Horrors, even Grease, all genius! The Evil Dead!!! or anything involving Bruce Campbell and his incredible chin of human sexuality, The Ring, Wayne's World, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, Battle Royale, Shawshank Redemption, Homeward Bound! ^_^, Monty Python, Marx Brothers, Casino, then Anime: Ninja Scroll, Ah! My Goddess, Ghost In The Shell, Akira, Dragon Half, Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Street Fighter Alpha, KO Century Beast Warriors