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Panzer Division Watte

I see that you're enticed by my daughter's awesome rocking tits. Then bathe with my daughter in the

About Me

I was born in the Mexican state of Oaxaca (pronounced ox-caca) to the poor indigenous people. Father was an EZLN Gunny Sergeant and mother picked tamales in the fields. My childhood was typical, summers in the Hamptons and winters in Aspen, I was a champion skier and rated excellent at cockswaining at the local yacht club. During high school I had a part time job working in the family dog taco stand, it was a fun and prosperous childhood. I graduated Suma Kuma Lauda from St. Lupe de en Fuego Malo Carne Asada Burrito w/3 Taquitos con Queso y Guacamole High School. I wanted to attend college but was soon drafted and given orders for duty over seas: Vietnam. I would end up spending two tours in the 'Nam; mostly in Phu Bai, Hue, Cu Lai, Hill 364 and Da Nang. Those were some trying times, lost a lot of good men over there. When I wasn't getting shot at I spent my time at the dog patch drinking warm Tiger Piss beer with my Montagnyard friends. I was discharged and sent home with a bus ticket and fifty bucks. A friend of mine from my unit, who had rotated back to the world a few months earlier, offered me to come stay with him in Seattle. Since my only skills were in killing, I helped start the Seattle Seven, with six other dudes. We had nominal success but tension in the group soon proved too much and we disbanded. I wanted to stay in the business so I took a gig as a roadie for Metallica, Speed of Sound Tour, bunch of assholes. I eventually lost my interest in the business and moved to Phoenix, where the sunshine and clean air helped to preserve my sexy. I decided to try machining, which I've always been interested in after finding a makeshift machine shop in a V.C. tunnel; which was used to manufacture counterfeit Franklin Mint plates commemorating the ability to flush toilet paper in Mexico. I spend most of my days now working and hanging out with friends; I sometimes miss Oaxaca and the indigenous people and every now and again I still go out on humps looking for Victor Charles .... also known as ... Charlie.<>Now I don't talk a lot of shit But when it's time to get busy with these hos, let's go Cause I'd rather see a skinhead dead Then my niggas wearin' blue or red Cause I got the gift To hit these hos swift And I'm smellin' like a fifth Of sumthin' and a nigga like me is down for whatever.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

KURT VONNEGUT : I'd only actually want to meet him and talk over one <1> beer, just long enough for him to kinda know me, then have him write a book about our further conversation. It would probably be far more entertaining then exchanging pleasantries.

Music:

Irish Drinking Songs and Sea Shanties."Whiskey Your The Devil"Now brave boys, we're on the march off to Portugal and Spain Drums are beating, banners flying the Devil at home will come tonight so it's go, fare thee well with a too da loo ra loo ra doo de da a too ra loo ra loo ra doo de da me rikes fall too ra laddie-o there's whisky in the jarOh, whisky you're the devil you're leading me astray over hills and mountains and to Amerikay you're sweetness from the Bleachner and spunkier than tea oh whisky you're my darling drunk or soberThe French are fighting boldly men are dying hot and coldly give every man his flask of powder his firelock on his shoulder so its go, fare thee well with a too da loo ra loo ra doo de da a too ra loo ra loo ra doo de da me rikes fall too ra laddie-o there's whisky in the jarOh, whisky you're the devil you're leading me astray over hills and mountains and to Amerikay you're sweetness from the Bleachner and spunkier than tea oh whisky you're my darling drunk or soberSays the old wan do not wrong me don't take me daughter from me for if you do I will torment you when I'm dead my ghost will haunt you so its go, fare thee well with a too da loo ra loo ra doo de da a too ra loo ra loo ra doo de da me rikes fall too ra laddie-o there's whisky in the jarOh, whisky you're the devil you're leading me astray over hills and mountains and to Amerikay you're sweetness from the Bleachner and spunkier than tea oh whisky you're my darling drunk or soberOh, whisky you're the devil you're leading me astray over hills and mountains and to Amerikay you're sweetness from the Bleachner and spunkier than tea oh whisky you're my darling drunk or soberTop 15 and shit.

Movies:

War Movies

Television:

LOST, History Channel, TLC, The Military Channel, Cartoon Network, Mtv Dos, Scrambled Porn, G4 TV, Comedy Central Formally known as Ha!, Speed Vision or just Speed now I think, Football all day sunday during the season, Diamond Back games to get me through the football offseason, occasional Coyote game and a Laker game sprinkeled in there when Yay yay's over.

Books:

Everything by Kurt Vonnegut, LOTR yeah, I actually read the book, Every first hand experience from Vietnam like Good to Go, SOG, Gone Native, Blackjack 33, Recondo, Death in the Jungle, LRRP etc..., Platos The Republic, Tom Wolfe's The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Dennis L. McKiernan's Iron Tower Trilogy and Silver Call duology, Some Greg Bear, Chistopher Hinz's Paratwa trilogy, the choose your own adventure books, Voltaire's Candide, Watership Down, The Screw Tape Letters, any sort of historical reference book that you don't really read, but rather graze, David Brin's Kiln People,

Heroes:

My Parents, Jesus, Judas Iscariot, Paul and Peter, Stan Humphries, Lance Alworth, Kellen Winslow, Marion Butts, Dan Fouts, The 1981 AFC West Champion San Diego Chargers and the 1995 AFC Champion San Diego Chargers, Kurt Vonnegut, Les Claypool, Animal Mother, The dudes who hijacked the hijackers on 9/11 now that's gangsta, Bill Clinton, The door gunner from Full Metal Jacket, Ozzy Osbourne, Jason Newsted for quitting Metallica, The G.I. Joes Lt. Flint, Tunnel Rat, Duke, Major Bludd, Cobra Commander, Gung Ho and the vehicle Rolling Thunder, J.R.R. Tolkien, Carl, The General Lee, Ghandi, The Duke a.k.a. John Wayne and my Grandpa Wayne Cook who I really thought was John Wayne, Angus Young, Alice Cooper, Lee Iacocca, the 1969 Mustang Mach1 Cobra Jet Super Drag Pack, Leonardo the Ninja Turtle not the mediocre artist, the F4 Phantom and the A10 Warthog, The dude who stood before the tank at Tiananman Square, Rosa Parks, Henry David Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Don Corleone, Simple Green, the M1A1 Garand, Metallica pre 1992, Jefferey Lebowski, Steve Zissou, Leon the Proffesional, John J. Rambo, the He-Man action figures: He-Man, Skeletor, Stinkor, Man at Arms, the Castle of Greyskull, Ram Man, Man-E-Faces, Tri-Klops, Orko, Moss Man and Roboto, Carrol Shelby, John Delorean, The first dude who found out that it was safe to eat delicious cows, Voltron, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Schlitz, The dude who organized the Salt River Float Down, the dude who first brewed Hoegaarden and Wiehenstaphner Kristall Weiss Bier sehr gut!, England for not being gay like France in WWI and WWII, Rigo formerly of the Yuma bar currently picking oranges in Florida, Jack Daniels, Mr. Bushmills, Makers Mark, Knob Creek, Bookers and Johnny Walker black or Blue negative on the red, George Jung.Myspace Contact Tables
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My Blog

Greater Arizona Chapter of the San Diego Chargers Blitzkrieg

Finally!  Real live Football games again!  The fall is my favorite time of the year, aside from it finally cooling down, because it's football season.  It's exciting to go to the bars t...
Posted by Panzer Division Watte on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:01:00 PST

Early one morning news flash wake me out of me sleep ...

I am willing to put down money that McBain!  Sorry, McCain will be the next president.  The facts rather fact that has lead me to this conclusion is that the opposition is a black dude ...
Posted by Panzer Division Watte on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:33:00 PST

Oh, I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee ....

There's a book by this Russian dude Stanislaw Lem called "Memoirs Found in a Bath Tub".  It's about this dude who gets lost in some CIAish government office and can't find his way out.  Ever...
Posted by Panzer Division Watte on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:26:00 PST

I work in the black magic industry.

Yes, that is correct.  I work for a firm associated in the "Black Arts" or, as a woman on the classic, yet tragically short lived reality television show "Wife Swapping" once said, "Dark sided, y...
Posted by Panzer Division Watte on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:14:00 PST

You shouldn't of done that, he's just a boy.

I get off of work at midnight, I drive the two zero two freeway home at around one hundred and fifty kilometers an hour, it's a cheap thrill 'til I get caught.  Sometimes I stop at my local Quick...
Posted by Panzer Division Watte on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:42:00 PST

Apparently Alcohol kills the bacteria in your stomach that is vital for food digestion.

Four days of binge drinking and little sleep is not only hard on your wallet, I think it actually does some bodily harm.  I think that I have effectively killed the bacteria in my stomach that is...
Posted by Panzer Division Watte on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:43:00 PST

Oh, Filibertos why hast thou foresaken me!

Those bastards at Filibertos have their Salsa Verde on lock down.  I wanna know what the big damn deal is.  You order a frickin' Taco and they give you 47 3/4 Salsa Rojo but you tell them th...
Posted by Panzer Division Watte on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

Nightmares Part Deux

Here is the second installment of my nightmare series, it's not really as elaborate as the last one, but it was pretty profound.  It happened the in between sleep, where you're not really asleep ...
Posted by Panzer Division Watte on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:23:00 PST

Nightmares, Very Bad Nightmares

Nightmares, Very Bad Nightmares I've been having some gnarly nightmares lately.  They all seem to have to do with the devil and my religious views.  The Screwtape letters come to mind w...
Posted by Panzer Division Watte on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

Damn Thief : Update

To Whom Ever Returned My Can of Dr. Pepper:      Thank you for returning/replacing my can of Dr. Pepper.  I will not be drinking it for fear of retribution, but I at least app...
Posted by Panzer Division Watte on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST