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Mike

About Me

I like Miller Lite, black and white puppies, black and white cookies, grilling, falling asleep in the sun, the smell of low tide, flip cup, events with open bars, when the seasons change, the beach, yard sales, my sisters, my friends, my parents 97% of the time, politics, mild office gossip, making toasts, old movies, new movies, getting popcorn at the movies, goofy kids, the goofy adults they become, dive bars, classy bars, musicals, Yankee games, Knicks games, dark humor, light humor.I don't like Coors Lite, snakes, slow walkers, close talkers, waking up sun burnt, the subway in the summer, sitting in traffic, rude children, the rude adults they become, my parents 3% of the time, crowded bars, paying cover, the Red Sox, olives, people who take themselves too seriously, people who don't take anything seriously, working too much, not working at all.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The actors from these "It's not OK to stare" match.com commercials...I'm curious to learn how they live with themselves.