It’s all about ME!!! |
1. What is your occupation right now? Phlebotomist
2. What color are your socks right now? Im not wearing socks
3. What are you listening to right now? Some guy fixing our leeky toliet&...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:47:00 GMT |
Spreading the Stupidity |
Only in America ......do drugstore make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......d...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:41:00 GMT |
Tell your mother i love her |
A guy calls a weight loss company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight
loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dr...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:23:00 GMT |
The death of a dooughboy |
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. H...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:16:00 GMT |
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum |
My pirate name is:
Dirty Jenny Rackham
You're the pirate everyone else ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:03:00 GMT |
