HarlequinHayz™

Alriiiight gays.
I have put in bold the key points...
So you don't even have to read it (=
Hi. Hayley, not Hayz... Hayz is just a MySpazz name. Like if you're 'Leeface' lol, Leeface. I dunno, but yeah no one really calls you like 'aiite Leeface' or 'aiite face'. It just don't happen. So you can call me Hayz if you want... I just won't respond (ahaha). I'm 16, not 17 as it says at the top of the window (I'd change it if I knew how!). I grudgingly attend Walton High 6th Form, and take English Lit, Media Studies, Sociology and History. Taken, by the gorgeous Kyle. ♥ I talk in MSN language... you have been warned. Seriously, I say 'lol', 'laugh my arse off' and recently my weird catchphrase 'lolcakes' (shut it Sarah) like, outloud... and it will apply to anything. For example my dad walked in with a pink shirt on and I go 'lol @ your life'. Like. Wtf. I just... don't know =[ eep AND I find grammar actually hilarious. If you're on msn and you spell something wrong, I will probably laugh at it rofl. Or on people's profiles if they put like in their general bit 'Mate.' like lmao, 'only one?' but no, it just makes me laugh so much! (I have a weird laugh too tbh, ask anyone) No extensions, no excessive eye make up, no weird piercings. Just plain Hayz. 'does exactly what it says on the tin' rofl. How funny. But yeah, don't judge me by what comes out my headphones, and I won't judge you by what comes out yours (= Talk to me, I talk back. Oh, unless you have a retarded alliterative after your name. (If you're not quite sure what that means then feel free to ask.) Seriously though, be original?
PMSL EVEN MORE at that new and improved essay. You better have read it (Y) lol jokes, you don't have to. Bit late if you have though. Crap.