Will.i.am

believe it or not my name is william....william philip actually.....sounds americanized but im actually a minority....apparently one day just of out the blue about....475 days ago.... i packed my boxers, toothbrush, a box of hats, my golf club, and a package of animal crackers...and decided to leave the volcanoe islands and locate to a bigger land mass called "boregon"....like most straight male individuals my interest is in the female species.....especially their toes specifically maintained ones....people usually associate me as humor and i say they look like "humor".....at the age of 14 girls weren't my interest but automobiles were....i call myself a car enthusias(sp?), although i don't know how to spell it...