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Name: Joyce
Birthdate: July, 19, 1967
Birthplace: Clemmons, NC.
Current Location: Hollywood, Fl.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Sandy Blond
Height: 4' 11"
Weight: Enough
Piercings: 3 each ear
Tatoos: 2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Are u kidding.....
Overused Phraze: Bite Me, Talk to the hand, F**k U.....etc....
FAVORITES
Food: Steak
Candy: Almond Joy
Number: 69
Color: Purple
Animal: Gunia Pig
Drink: Mountain Dew
Alcohol Drink: Whiskey
Bagel: Blueberry
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: Thats obvious.....ROFLMFAO
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: Thats a tossup....Depends on the mood...
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate!....Coffee? ewwwwww....lol
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Gimme a break??????
Summer or Winter: Summer....
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both....lol
Love or Money: Both.....lol
YOUR...
Bedtime: Not often....
Most Missed Memory: My Kids
Best phyiscal feature: My Ass
First Thought Waking Up: Do U Really Wanna Know????
Goal for this year: Reached it.....
Best Friends: Kim
Weakness: Soft Hearted
Fears: Getting Hurt
Heritage: I Dunno.....
Longest relationship: 11 yrs
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Oh Yes
Ever Smoked: Oh Yeah
Pot: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Oh Yeah
Ever been beaten up: Nope
Ever beaten someone up: Nah
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yeah I Have To Confess
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Well of course
Been Dumped Lately: Nope....I was the dumper....
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Not picky
Favorite Hair Color: Still not picky
Short or Long: Not longer than mine
Height: Taller than me....lmao
Style: Decent
Looks or Personality: Don't like conversing with a tree....Personality
Hot or Cute Not fugly
Drugs and Alcohol: NO DRUGS!!!!!!!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Millions
What country do you want to Visit: Any of them....
How do you want to Die: Dramaticly
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.....good sleeping weather
Get along with your Parents: They are dead.....
Health Freak: Nah
Do you think your Attractive: Nope
Believe in Yourself: Yeah....
Want to go to College: Maybe someday again
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: Its all a lie...it doesn't exist
Do you Sing: Sure
Want to get Married: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!
Do you want Children: Already have them
Have your future kids names planned out: Thought of them in delivery....NOT!!!!!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Been there done that.....
Hate anyone: Nope.....dislike oh yeah
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My Movie Personality
My Top Rated Movies
Category My Ratings
Blockbusters OK
Comedies Good
Action OK
Love Great!
More Stuff Great!
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Cool SlideshowsPerhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fuck". It is a magical word; one that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. Linguistically, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active adverb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck) or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "Fuck".Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now!"
Aggression: "Fuck You!"
Disgust: "Fuck me!"
Confusion: "What the fuck....?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business..."
Despair: "Fucked again!"
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything!"
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a fucking asshole!" It can be used to tell time -- "It's five-fucking thirty!" It can be used in business -- "How the hell did I end up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal, as in "Mother Fucker". It can be political -- "Fuck Bill Clinton!"And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?" And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said, "Where did all this fucking water come from?"The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you say, "Fuck"? Use it frequently in your daily speech! It adds to your prestige.Today...Say "Fuck You!" to Someone!!
Cool SlideshowsHow to Handle StressJam 39 miniature marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
Find out what a frog in the blender really looks like.
Forget the diet center and send yourself a candy gram.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Tattoo "OUT TO LUNCH" on your forehead.
Buy a subscription to Sleazoid Weekly and send it to your bosses wife.
Relaxing by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of the "Flintstones" during an important finance meeting.
Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
Refresh yourself; put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.
Tell your boss to blow it out his mule, and let him figure it out.
Polish your car with earwax.
Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
Lie on your back; eat celery, using your navel as a salt dipper.
Make a tape recording of a lion roaring and play it while frolicking with your kitten in front of the neighbors.
Ask your neighbor if anything got broken in last night's earth quake.
Ride up the escalator facing backwards.
Write a letter to the editor condemning scientists for trying to wipe out whole species like the AIDs virus.
Phone the minister of finance and demand a tax increase.
Send a letter of resignation from your boss to your boss' boss.
Write your boss' resume and submit it to various headhunters.
Phone your dentist and tell him you've changed your mind, you want that wisdom tooth back.
Tell your husband/wife he/she was adopted.
Phone the university and report that you are an extraterrestrial and would they volunteer to return to your home planet.
Phone any government agency and ask them "So just what is it you people do all day anyway?"
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Cool SlideshowsThey smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up for injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without new shoes so their children can have them.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than just give birth.
They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
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