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Maz

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About Me

"Do I love you because you are wonderful or are you wonderful because I love you? Are you a sweet invention of a lovers dream or are you truly as wonderful as you seem??"i never know what to say in these things, cuz if you big yourself up too much people will think you love yourself... n since this place is about first impressions, dont wanna be biggin myself up....Well, where to start..... I'm kinda crazy, completly insane when pissed, think im a fun person to be around, love photos, seriously, i am the random stranger thats in the background of the photos you took when you were at the fair etc.... drives my mates crazy, n i dunno where i got my love for the camera from, used to hate em, and im possibly the least photogenic person in the world!! neways, less about me, more about.... me!!! I'm not vein, honest.... no seriously, im not!!!love singin, dancin n actin... if theres something im passionate about its defo music, n if i have one love in my life its bein on the stage. watch this space, im gunna be famous one day for sure!!!Im thinkin of starting my own buisness, being a proffesional talker, cuz if theres one thing i do well, its talk..... LOADS!!!iF YOU DONT KNOW ME ALREADY, ADD ME!! IF YOU DO KNOW ME... UNLUCKY!!!!xxxxx
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jen, Jenral Balls (Yeah, well done lea...)
Birthday: 8-6-86
Birthplace: Lewisham hospital... although ive been told a broom cupboard...
Current Location: my pit, Llantwat Major
Eye Color: GREEN!!!!
Hair Color: errrm.... abit red at present...
Height: 5ft 7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Im a Righty.... althogh i eat like a Lefty...
Your Heritage: English/Welsh... rice and chips me, rice and chips...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Etnies
Your Weakness: Crisps.... Saturday nights.... sex...
Your Fears: bein alone in the dark.... like the end of saw..... **shudders**... n the good old irrational one of spiders...
Your Perfect Pizza: no pizza, just cheese.... mmmm, cheese...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to make it to next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol.... that old chestnut...
Thoughts First Waking Up: here we go again...
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes probably...
Your Bedtime: when im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: what i did last weekend...
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mccy d'z of course....
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: huh??
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate.... i am a lady after all...
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE.... NOW!!!! (not a caffiene addict honest...)
Do you Smoke: yes i do.
Do you Swear: yes i do.
Do you Sing: yes i do.
Do you Shower Daily: yes i do.
Have you Been in Love: yes i do.... i mean have... i mean am...
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, got the t-shirt, mug, limited edition sports bag and the insanity to prove it...
Do you want to get Married: little bit.... think marriage is abit over rated these days, is it necessary any more??!?!
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time yeah.
Do you get Motion Sickness: some of the time yeah.
Do you think you are Attractive: all the time, yeah.... ha ha!! only messin....
Are you a Health Freak: how very dare you use a disgusting word like health on this page...
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, mostly... apart form when im bein a moody bitch...
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, they're awsum!!!
Do you play an Instrument: the flute, the vocal chords, the piano a little bit, the guitar a little bit.... n the herbie... he he!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in the last month have i drank water??
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah, i smoke...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: little bit, yeah...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah, up the pub with the boys for me n tels anniversary... n who said romance was dead eh??!?!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: dont live in america....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: again, dont live in america....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: **shudders** seaweed n fish... its just wrong...
In the past month have you been on Stage: i wish... the world is my stage, n my poor friends are my constant audience!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: not this month, no...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its december....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a plate from the beach cafe....
Ever been Drunk: ever been sober??!?!
Ever been called a Tease: sometimes, yeah.... **winks**
Ever been Beaten up: thank god no!!!
Ever Shoplifted: yes.... and im readily ashamed of myself...
How do you want to Die: old, in bed with my huny bunch, painlessly in my sleep....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: whats this "grow up" thing then??!?! i dunno, if sheeba still looks that good, probably a cat....
What country would you most like to Visit: australia... dunno why, just decided one day...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dunno... as long as eyes have depth, any colour...
Favourite Hair Color: once again, any!!!
Short or Long Hair: i like it long n floppy (n i am still talkin hair!!!)... reall like dreads... mm mm!!!
Height: taller than me
Weight: not too big, not too small...
Best Clothing Style: Mosher/skater/student... as long as they look like they smell, I'm good!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3... i dunno, lost count after the 1st one!!!
Number of CDs I own: several... im not gunna be a saddo n count for a myspace quiz....
Number of Piercings: saith... 7
Number of Tattoos: un... 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: as long as ive learnt from them, i wont do it again... live life with no regrets!!!
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You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
You Are 72% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Your Boobies' Names Are: Cheech and Chong

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, fellow Drum n Bass heads, fellow Metal Heads, fellow Crazy Loons.... well, complex crazy like minded souls really... and ne one who'll let me crash on their floor after a mad night out!!!

My Blog

THE DAME EDNA'S ARE DEAD!!!!

shit fuck bollox n poo!!! excuse my french but im tampin, im tryin to type this at an angle m cuz my fuckin glasses are broke!!! wearing glasses is like a disability, i cant see fuck all without them....
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:57:00 GMT

HOW MUCH DOES EVERYONE LOVE ME??!?!? TELL ME TELL ME!!!

Copy this and fill in the answers just for a bit of fun. Post back and I'll do it for you too...sorry I'm slightly bored and these things are always good for boredom!   1. Who are you?2. Are we f...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:35:00 GMT

frienships... whats that again???? re written...

ok, so i now realise my last blog may have offended some people.... i will say now that this wasnt my purpose of postin my last blog.... i was just usin it as a way of communicating without havin to t...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 13:32:00 GMT

friendships..... whats that again??!?!

hello again  fans, its random jen again, attempting to write summet abit happier.... depression is, after all, remarkably shit!!! i hate forcing myself to write summet, i need inspiration to writ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:07:00 GMT

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SHIT??!?!?!?!?

well, for once i have summet to blog about... but i have to be fast my fans... i havent got much time left.... till i go meet nats up town.... damn it!!! well, i feel down, very down.... everything is...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:38:00 GMT

Work/bordom/teeth cleanin.... god im the most interestin person alive!!

ha ha ha ha!!!! once again.... im bored...... n the time of working is leering closer.... damn work!!! why do we have to work to earn our meagre crust... n in my case, it is actually a crust..... a cr...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:16:00 GMT

Guess its been a While...

well, im fed up n bored.... for a change..... my mans fucked off to west wales ona driving course, my mates have gone to bali, n for half a week longer than i went for just to piss me off.... n my sup...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:32:00 GMT

WIPPITY WOP WOPBOOP BOOPIDY WAP WAP RINGADINGADING!!!

Why hello there fans of my amazing litertature, Im here to astound you all with another of my amazing random blogs.... basically, im kinda bored!!! havent actually thought of anything to rant about ye...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:06:00 GMT

THE RANDOM CHICKENS MY FRIEND!!!

erm... well, thats it.. the chickens my friend... come on thames whale!!! complete my random selection of friends!!!! go on chicken tikka, nice one!!!
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 13:40:00 GMT

drugs

well, i went on some random strangers myspace n found the cool questionaare 'what drug am i??' so being me i took it..... was pretty shocked that the quiz thought i was MDMA.... considerin some of the...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 15:19:00 GMT