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Because I have to get up soon

So the other night i had a dream that i got this awful haircut. Well it wasn't really awful...think flock of seagulls but cooler with a tad of butch. The haircut was awful because i felt awful, no l...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:13:00 GMT

Gratuitous use of the ’f’ word

This is something written a few years ago, obviously with a then intended target. But looking on it now, it is used for those moments when we just want to scream, "AAAARRRGGHHHH!" and wonder in amaze...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:05:00 GMT

This is why I love reading!

"A book is as private and consensual as sex. A book takes time and effort to consume- something that gives a reader every chance to walk away. Actually, so few people make the effort to read that it...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:50:00 GMT

Bitch

  I started reading Elizabeth Wurtzel's, Bitch, recently.  The title alone is a whole other discussion, especially in the reaction it garners from people.  So I'll save that for an upco...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:21:00 GMT

Muddy Waters (no not the blues legend, although he's great)

Drenched deep within the waters of stagnation, the stench overwhelming.A weight of stillness unbearable upon my being.And yet my tenacious hold to naivety cannot be broken.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 23:11:00 GMT

an evening with NIN

so i just got back from seeing Nine Inch Nails, finally this has been a long time coming.the show was awesome! really it was, they played at least a song from every album and karen and me were just f...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 00:13:00 GMT

remnants and ramblings

something i started over 6 months ago that i've finally been able to finish.Idealistic ChangeOpened a book one dayReading for class, reading for the AWhen I stumbled upon a statistical reflection, ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 23:16:00 GMT

6 things you don't need to know if you're my friend

Ok, ok this is funny so u people better reply*The rules are simple, once you've been TAGGED, you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end, you need to choose 6 people...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 15:10:00 GMT

La Marcha on La Brea

so it's late and i must be up in a few hours (literally i mean a few) but i must recap today.the march was amazing, so much energy was exuting forth from everyone there. and i thought i had felt so mu...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 00:35:00 GMT

Observations from a Thursday evening

Although they may be nice (so Ive been told) please dont stare gratuitously at my breasts. I dont care if they are visible; look at my face when you speak to me.Ok guys; please dont send a cute girlf...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:37:00 GMT