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Mike

Cake, or Death? Depends on the cake, tbh.

About Me


Meh!
Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom
What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart What Colour Should Your Eyes Be?
Your Quirk Factor: 75%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
You Are 21% Selfish
In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well.
But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you. How Selfish Are You?
You Are Strawberry Ice Cream
A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core.
You often find yourself on the outside looking in.
Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works.
You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?
You are a Black Coffee
At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable
At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty
You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it
Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?
You Are 52% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You Are 56% Cynical
Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right. How Cynical Are You?
You Are 38% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
People Envy Your Compassion
You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.
People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?
Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment. What Temperment Are You?
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You Are 70% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
Thinned this down a little, keep things nice and tidy.

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike
Birthday: 27th December
Birthplace: Stirling
Current Location: Dumfries
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10" ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Too long winded to go in to
The Shoes You Wore Today: Magnum Classics
Your Weakness: A large Cocolissimo from Costa (or howerver the hell you spell it)
Your Fears: Heights and falling from, Sharks with lasers
Your Perfect Pizza: From the kebab place on English St
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'll pass on that
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ctrl + T (snowball fights on Yahoo)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Does "Urgh" count?
Your Best Physical Feature: Pass
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like
Your Most Missed Memory: hmmm... have to think on that one
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither, thanks
Single or Group Dates: Not fussed
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Far too often
Do you Sing: Don't even try
Do you Shower Daily: Baths rock :p
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Tried that, not for me
Do you want to get Married: If there's a legal benefit, sure, if not, why bother?
Do you belive in yourself: Nope
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope
Are you a Health Freak: You kidding?
Do you get along with your Parents: My Mum, sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: Badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Dental anaesthetic count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: So hard to get over here
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, not performing
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not me h'ossifer!
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Spontaneous Human Combustion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still got time to decide on this, I guess
What country would you most like to Visit: Oh Canada!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Dark: Red/Brown/Black
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Shorter than me :p
Weight: Not fussed
Best Clothing Style: Whatever she likes/looks good on her
Number of Drugs I have taken: Illegal ones? One
Number of CDs I own: Not as meany as I should
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Two

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I'd like to meet:

Woz, Jobs & Gates.

Music:

NIN, Tool, Depeche Mode, David Bowie, Garbage, Metalchicks, Ministry, Lacuna Coil, Jack off Jill, The Cure... It's safe to say I have varied tastes.

Movies:

Same goes for here...