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About Me

JUST THE FACTS MA'AM: When I was a kid I used to tuck all my teddy bears all snug in my bed then id sleep on the floor. I dont know why I feel then need to tell people this but apparently I do...its a fact.com. !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Doris Day for breakfast...she stayed last night. Mo Mowlam for lunch...shes my best friend. Churchill for dinner...we battled over who could throw the worst insult at the waitress. Oscar Wilde for drinks...we got wasted and set him up with a beautiful beautiful boy.

My Blog

Swiss Miss

At this time of political turbulance we face the international pressures of war.  Clearly we cannot go forth with such disturbing attrocities taking place accross the world. Well boys and girls ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 17:44:00 GMT

Grandads vest

Grandads Vest Upon graduating most grandchildren receive a card from their grandparents congratulating them upon thier accomplishment.  The card will generally start with the words...To our deare...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:41:00 GMT

Lions and Tamils and Bears!

Ive been critisised for not telling good stories so I thought id share one with all my little myspace buddies which may be considered as being one of the better stories (my critic knows e?actly who sh...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:42:00 GMT