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About Me

Zoe. 21. Photographer. Designer. Musician. Student. Avatar.
I sing everywhere I go. I smoke with a vengeance. I never mastered the art of multi-tasking. I dance when I'm happy. I take photographs of anything that means anything. I forget important things, and remember things that drive me crazy. I change my mind a lot. I only listen to music through a sub-woofer, mate. A fully sik one. I say "indeed" a little too often. My favourite colour is red, but I only wear black. I find it hilarious that no-one understands my sense of humour. I drink a lot of water, and I love the smell of tea. I don't cook. I can never find shoes that fit properly. I swear like a Springer guest when I get bored. I. Frequently. Over. Punctuate. I have an unhealthy fascination with David Attenborough documentaries. I bite my nails. I constantly tease my live-in lover with my aspirations of aquiring and eclectic array of pets. I like to invent adjectives, such as "squivel" and "yorgitry". For a more expansive list of words, please visit my on-line dictionary by CLICKING HERE
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My Interests

Just the general artsy-fartsy crap you would expect to see in a MySpace Interests section

I'd like to meet:

I'll tell you who I don't want to meet: self-involved nothings, girls who pretend to be bi to get guys, immature adults, trashy mirror-kissers, self-propagating wankers, anyone who exaggerates their situation - past or present - in order to receive sympathy, girls who think that publicising their over-blown sexuality makes them appear sexy (sorry girls, it just makes you appear dirty), sports fans, delusionals, liars, white trash, people who use their circumstances as an excuse for their apalling behavior, metal-head bogans, macho macho men, anyone who doesn't understand the concept of free will, homophobes, socialites, groupies, Suicide Girls (see: trashy mirror-kissers), women who fuck men for their money or social status, men who treat women like possessions, hypocrites, camwhores, and people who lie about themselves or their experiences in order to appear more cultured/popular/talented than they really are. You're all LOSERS. You're friends are LOSERS. Anyone who likes you is a LOSER. Don't fucking talk to me.

Music:

Oh, where to start... Radiohead, Aphex Twin, Loss, Tool, Sigur Ros, Cold Stream Temple, The Tea Party, Bjork, The Cure, Kammarheit, MayDay, Tweaker, Muse, Beth Orton, Samuel Barber, Cat Power, GDR, Mogwai, Berlioz, Thomas P. Heckman, Bjork, Darrin Verhagen, Astrix, Postal Service, Deftones, Lamb, Jeff Buckley, God Speed You Black Emperor, Love Outside Andromeda, Raison D'etre, Portishead, Sia, Beethoven, Elbow, Maldoror, The Beetles, Nine Inch Nails, Boards of Canada, Led Zep, Mr. Bungle, Tom Waits, Art of Fighting, UNKLE, Sarah Blasko, Elliot Smith, DJ Shadow, Blonde Redhead, James Holden, Heathcliffe, Claire Bowdich, Skazi... Any artists that are part of the Cold Meat Industry, Border Community or Roil Noise Offensive labels.... The list goes on...

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Requiem for a Dream, Amelie, Irreversable, Freddy Got Fingered, Bad Boy Bubby, Team America, A Clockwork Orange, Gummo, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, American Beauty, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Memento, Zoolander, Mullholland Drive, Being John Malkovich, Monty Python films, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest...

Television:

Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Lost (I know, I'm an embarrassment), Iron Chef, Little Britain, Black Books, Scrubs

Books:

Anything by: Chuck Palaniuk, Camus, Hunter S. Thompson, J T Leroy, Rochester, Isabel Allende, Jack Kerouac, Blake, Shelley, Thea Astley, Margaret Atwood, Poe, William Burroughs, Keats, Shakespeare

Heroes:

MY OWN SEX HOUND

My Blog

Ice Ice Baby

Ok, what the fuck is with the media's current obsession with 'ice'???? Every time I turn on the TV there's some rich skinny blonde chick preaching about the perils of "the new super-drug that's taking...
Posted by MISS MALICE on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST

The Rainbow Connection

So there's something seriously wrong with me. Today I became the proud new owner of one fawn coloured tartan high-waisted skirt, one red/white/brown pattered wool skirt, three white blouses, one dark ...
Posted by MISS MALICE on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:29:00 PST

Chapter One

Ok, so what the fuck is with everyone wanting to write a book these days? It seems that a significant percentile of 'young adults' have suddenly uncovered some unbridled desire, welling from deep with...
Posted by MISS MALICE on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

Taking The Good With The Bad

5pm Saturday afternoon. Dean gets home from work. He stands at the top of the driveway and calls me outside. "Come here, you've gotta see this!" says he. I join him the the bottom of the stairway and,...
Posted by MISS MALICE on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

Muse @ Festival Hall, 30th Jan '07

NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVETHE TIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHTYOU AND I MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTSYOU AND I MUST FIGHT TO SURVIVE...
Posted by MISS MALICE on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST

And on the 7th day...

...God rested.In 7 days, Dean and I will be putting out feet up....in our new place. In 7 short days, we will have done all the bullshit paperwork, organised the bank cheques, hooked up all the ammeni...
Posted by MISS MALICE on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST

Employment....

....is lame. For those of you who don't already know, I'm working as a Santa photographer. Easy work, fucking good money, cute kids.......but I'm working every day til Xmas, which sucks the big one, c...
Posted by MISS MALICE on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

I Spy, With My Little Eye, Something Beginning With 'C'

That's right, you got it, it's a CUNT!!!! Whoever has been hacking into my account and posting ridiculous comments to my blogs, GET A MOTHERFUCKING LIFE! Your comments aren't insulting, or hurtful, or...
Posted by MISS MALICE on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST

Dean and I Bought A House!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right folks, the dream team score another 40 points in the battle for supremacy, with the aquisition of a 4x2 in Belgrave. It's a wooden home with polished hardwood floors, study...
Posted by MISS MALICE on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

Cartography Training for Earthcore

Sober..... High..... ...
Posted by MISS MALICE on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST