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Kris

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About Me

I hate these damn about me sections. I never know what to say. I'm me. If you want to get to know me, send me a message. Don't be just throwing me a request and expect me to start the line of communication. Also, I'm quite happy with the relationship that I am in. I am true to my man and the last thing I want to see is a bunch of topless, arrogant, egocentric guys asking for a friend request, sending me some lame message that is somehow supposed to get me to leave my lover for some one night stand, or hitting on my man. If that's what you guys are after, hit the back button. I'm not interested. Oh, and no I don't want to model for your company, nor pose nude for whatever reason. Just back off unless you're an interesting person with no intent to sell yourself to me. I'm not buying. When you've got a mansion, why look at some split-level house behind the local trailer park?
This is my dad's band on the Channel 5 news at 5. Yes, my dad is a rockstar. Well, a skafroreggaeblues star. He's the trombone player. Watch and love...Pawnshop!
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Oh and evidently, I am an AFI fan to the max. How well do you know AFI?
Whoa, you knew all that about Davey and AFI? Well, rock on homie, your the master!~!~
Are you really an AFI fan? Prove IT!~!~
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This Rocks. I love Zero.
Zero is Jack's best-friend. This compassionate dog
is extremely playful and care-free. Though, his
odd nose does attract attention, he is adorable
none the less.
What Nightmare Before Christmas Character Are You?
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Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 26%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?
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My Interests


Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life. Your date match profile:

Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.
Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps his body in top shape.
Outgoing - Shy and timid people are not who you are after. You need someone with a vibrant personality to breathe life into a relationship.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Liberal
2. Outgoing
3. Adventurous
4. Funny
5. Athletic
6. Practical
7. Sensual
8. Wealthy/Ambitious
9. Intellectual
10. Big-Hearted
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Funny
2. Athletic
3. Outgoing
4. Adventurous
5. Practical
6. Conservative
7. Religious
8. Big-Hearted
9. Sensual
10. Intellectual

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Music:

Acceptence, Aerosmith, AFI, A7X, Blues Traveler, Bob Seger, Boy Hits Car, Boys Night Out, Carrie Underwood, Cascada, Coheed & Cambria, Creed, Danny Elfman, Darkness, Disturbed, DJ Sammy, Double U, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Gorillaz, Guns 'n' Roses, HelloGoodbye, Lucky Boys Confusion, Matchbook Romance, Morning Musume, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, NOFX, Offspring, Panic! at the Disco, Rascal Flatts, Rembrants, Rob Zombie, RudeKing (www.rudeking.com), Saliva, Savage Garden, Scorpions, Skindred, Smile Empty Soul, Stevie Ray Vaughan, System of a Down, VNV Nation, Zebrahead (I'm sure there's more)

Movies:

Ok. The best movie of all time is Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". I'm love that movie! My bathroom and bedroom are NBC themed. I have the shower curtain, bathmat, bedspread, bathroom set (soap dish, toothbrush holder, soap dispenser, cup, and garbage can), towels, two sets of pajamas, boxers, masks, calenders, pens, pins, stickers, dolls, stuffed animals, stocking, candelabra, clock...the list goes on. I have spent at least $1,000.00 on NBC stuff. Donnie Darko, The Craft, Grudge, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Gothika, and Finding Nemo all hold high status in my mind, but none compare to NBC. End of Story!
New to my love of movies: Battle Royale, The Tale of Two Sisters, Audition, Suicide Club, and Scarlet Diva. Ryo Ishibashi is now one of my favorite actors!

Television:

I'm a huge Survivor fan. I have watched all eight seasons and will continue to avidly watch until my eyes bleed the blood of the castaways. I'm one of the losers that will buy every season on DVD. But we are the bad ass losers that take the phone off of the hook as a weekly ritual. So go bad ass survivor losers!!! Any wrestling show catches my attention. WWE is my favorite, but I recently started watching TNA wrestling based in Memphis, the wrestling capital of the world. I love the old school TV Land/ Nick at Nite shows like Roseanne and Wings (Thomas Hayden Church is one of the greatest actors of all time). And, of course, I love Adult Swim. Family Guy and Futurama are the shit. I like Home Movies, Sealab 2021, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force as well.

Books:

The Da Vinci Code! Anything by Sue Grafton. Second Stage Turbine Blade. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, "To be the Man" by Ric Flair, and Crossword puzzles if that counts. Also The Melancholy Tales of Oyster Boy and other Stories by Tim Burton (who is God).

Heroes:

My hero is my mother, as corny as that sounds. My mother has Multiple Sclrosis and was told she would be in a wheelchair years ago. She told the doctors that nothing, including any disease, would stop her from doing anything she loves. She is still super-mom and super-wife. She still works full-time. She hasn't let anything stop her. My mom has shown my whole family that the only thing that can kill you is yourself. I admire this woman and know that she will be around for another forty-five years. Anyone who says they don't have a hero is bullshit. Truly think about it. Who has influenced you? Who has given you hope? Who would do anything for anyone? Think about it.

My Blog

Sledgehammers are NOT toys

So, I was attempting to help James shovel my parents driveway. My brother, Joe, decided to help as well. There was ice tossed at one another. Joe landed a beautiful shot, nailing my achilles tendon an...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:05:00 PST

Trip to the airport

So today I was obsconded to head up to O'Hare and pick up a computer tower for Jamey's work. We made it there pretty easily until our arrival. The parking lot of ORD is so confusing. We just wanted to...
Posted by Kris on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:15:00 PST

Rantings Part 1: Who the hell am I hurting?

I am so sick and tired of listening to our so-called leaders of this country running their ignorant mouths about shit that they refuse to try and comprehend. I'm wondering what it's going to take for ...
Posted by Kris on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

Breaking the rules

1. LIST FIFTEEN THINGS THAT YOU WANT TO SAY TO  PEOPLE, BUT NEVER WILL. 2. DON'T SAY WHO THEY ARE. 3. NEVER DISCUSS THIS AGAIN. SINCE THIS IS MY BLOG, I'M BREAKING RULE NUMBER TWO. THIS MAY ...
Posted by Kris on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:53:00 PST

Random fun and stress alike.

So, life has been interesting lately. Here's the run-down. I now work 7 days a week, about 49 hours/week. It's a bit nuts. I love the fact that I have weeknights off, and work late afternoon on Saturd...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:29:00 PST

Lies and falsehoods

Ok, so last night I had a very in depth conversation with someone I trust dearly. She has convinced me to face the truth head-on. I have lied to almost everyone I have come in contact with in the past...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:54:00 PST

Twenty simples ways...

This was something sent to me from my aunt. I truly believe in these twenty simple ways to live life. I'm not preaching or anything, I just hope at least one person can read this, be inspired by it, a...
Posted by Kris on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:06:00 PST

Wild sex night?

Ha! I got you. Since you fell for it, would you mind filling out this little survey. I was caught by a friend, too, so you aren't alone. Thanks.   1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Molding your friend/lover

Ok, I've seen this shit way too much. No one is proud of who they are anymore. My opinion of love is NOT liking most things about someone and trying to tweak/change the other things. I love my friends...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Life

Ok, so I recently got out of a bad, dishonest relationship. I'm not gonna talk shit about her, I'm above that. Let's just say, it's over and it's all for the best. I'm happy, I hope she's happy. And i...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST