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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

About Me

Hated by many, Wanted by plenty, Disliked By some, Confronted by none...
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My Interests

Jumping through rings of fire,Midget sports, giving out money to people who eat bugs...can't believe u did that!!!!, only using public restrooms that provide paper ass gaskets, PBR (the rodeo not the beer ), C-4, gettin' lost on the inter-coastal water way in a boat, runnin' with sharp objects, girls that make whole bottles of boones farm vanish in 5 minutes, gettin' myself into stuff that takes alot of prayin' to get out of, throwin' things that usually result in the loss of an eyeball, trains, Huntin, Warrant officer school....give me an Apache bitch, fishing, 4 wheelin, gettin' outta boone, jumpin' before I look, watchin' people fall, snowboardin', shootin' stuff, playin' guitar, dirtbikes, going to the emergency room at least 2 times a year...., COPENHAGEN (snuff), writin' my name in the snow, people that cry when they're drunk, diesel trucks, training for the Special Olympics, people with rythm, running...... faster then whatever is chasing me, Dogs, fast cars, jumpin' on the bed, her, college sports, cards (go fish), rain, hating the ACLU, propane, kubota tractors, army special forces, jackaroo chops at outback, pumpin' iron three times a year, retirement

Music:

Country, southern rock, Bluegrass (not the hippie kind), hard rock, heavy metal, rap ( 3 Doors down, 3 days grace, staind, shinedown, The Exies, Papa Roach, Seether, CKY, Nickelback, Hate Breed, Metallica, (white and Rob) Zombie, Puddle of Mudd, Killers, NIN, 10 years, Audioslave, Trapt, Yellowcard, Cross Fade, Sevendust, Coal chamber, Rammstein, Rodney Carrington, David Allen Coe, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Van Zant, Craig Morgan, Dierks Bentley, George Strait, Steve Earle, David Lee Murphy, Hank Williams (all of em), George Jones, Tracy Lawrence, Old Garth Brooks, Del McCoury and the Boys, Seldom Scene, Flatt and Scruggs, Jim Mills, Familiar Ground, Lynard Skynard, Guns N Roses, AC/DC, Def Leopard, Warrant, Red Rider, Iron Maiden, BlackFoot

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, American History X, The Boondock Saints, Mississippi Burning, History of Violence, Snow White and the seven Dwarves (midgets rule...), Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List, Braveheart, The Punisher, Bad Santa, Blackhawk Down, Wrong Turn, The Godfather, Scarface, Dawn of the Dead, Walk the Line, Slingblade, Benchwarmers, The Gladiator,Tombstone,Police academy(s), Super Troopers, Varsity Blues, Hostel, Saw, Saw II, Old School, Natural Born Killers, 8 Seconds, The Monster Buck Series,Team America, Wedding Crashers,The Ringer, Haggard....way 2 many to mention

Television:

Lost,The Unit, The Shield, Criminal Minds, The Sopranos, family guy, Old school cops ( the ones where they all have afros and whip ass with wooden sticks), American Gladiator (WTF???), the show on Spike T.V. with all the Japanese people who have sex names and they do stupid shit, most of which involves things that would leave a bruise...I think it's called MXC....