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XXX STAR

Excuse Me Ladies

About Me

my name is xlnt or just call me xl...... I get asked a lot about my name, about its orgin or what kind of name it is. If you happen to see me and you inquire about it, I'll probably tell you that my mom gave it to me and there is no real logical or important reason as to why I have the name I have. If you really knew me like my real friends do, then you would probably know that I am sick and freakin tired of having to explain all the possible questions I get when I work (i.e. did you know that your name has no vowels, or how do you pronounce that) No Fucken duh dumbass, I have only had my name for my entire life. I know my name is awkward and unique and strange... I have only heard the same jokes for the billionth time. So all you other fuckers out there who seem to remain so interminably inquisitive about my name can Suck it....hard.

My Interests

Gambling...Drinking....Smoking....Gambling...Riding the Jurassic Park Ride at Universal

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a unique name like meThe girl who said "Wheres the Goat?"

Music:

Jurassic Park the Soundtrack

Movies:

Jurassic Park Jurassic Park 2 Jurrasic Park 3

Heroes:

1)Michael- Don't Fucking Coach Him 2)Darlene- She Don't Like Me No Mo 3)Jen- Wasian J is her real name 4)Will- Cause he tipped his chair over and no one helped him. 5)Mijo 1,2,3,4,.... 6)"Wheres the Goat?" girl 7)Weena- Cause she married an American, what a bitch! 8)Kirk- Cause hes a SUPERSTAR 9)Ferdowsi- just because

My Blog

My job as a Sex Slave dedicated to Wasian J and Mike and Darlene and Mijo . 2

Ever since I started working as a Victorias Slave, I knew that it would be a whole lot different than "Mickey House". But one thing that seemed to never change was my attitude towards stupid customers...
Posted by XXX STAR on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:30:00 PST

Gradnite @ Disneyland 2005: disney moment . 2

Yesterday I worked at Pizza Port again for gradnite for all the little high school fucks. They come in thinking that their the shit, like they can be smart asses, and they think that they can steal pi...
Posted by XXX STAR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Most Memorable Disney Moment

There was this incident that happened about two weeks ago while I was working at the pizza place. I was the official space greeter as the guest entered the restaurant. Every 75 seconds or so a guest w...
Posted by XXX STAR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST