Time passes and I need a change ! |
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I ...
Posted by Denny on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:07:00 PST |
If myspace were real.... |
If MySpace were real...You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't...
Posted by Denny on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST |
what happened |
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "W...
Posted by Denny on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:51:00 PST |
biker on viagra |
Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had three biker babes at once, & I need something to keep me...
Posted by Denny on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:46:00 PST |
joke |
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident" "OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "Thats ter...
Posted by Denny on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:18:00 PST |
