In a time of mental poverty, prisons were being converted into asylums. The sick and twisted and logically strange were found in multiple parts of every region of every corner of the globe. They were converged into locked facilities as if they were a secret machine for world domination. Little did the caretakers of the institutes know that this is really what was happening. During yard time their awkward brains collided with such force that the brainstorms created a blizzard of evil. Victor Strutlyer was one of the more memorable crazys. His brain was said to be the size of a peanut. But had excessive amounts of space for storing information. He spoke five languages (French, English(with a scally slang), Russian, Latin, and Mandrin) all of which he could speak forwards and in tounge. He was said to be the Jesus of the Netherworld. Netherworld being in what use to be Montana. He had gone through the worst of the Hillbilly Revolution which resulted in the reinstatment of Slavery, only this time it was only Canadians. The Canadian swine had been decieved into this thick plot to take over the United States in a time of Pollo Epidemics, but where then turned against and trapped in the bad lands of South Dakota...later renamed Canker Sore City...the largest city built into one of the largest bodies of water that had dried up sometime ago. This story is leading nowhere, and my fingers are fed up, and i have to go play duke nukem on the porcelin recliner while reading dirty magazines.play ball.
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