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Michael

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My Interests

Movies, music, comics, (yes, I'm a comic geek, what?) graphic novels, school, art, writing, politics and women, ain't they perfect?

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Music:

Dido, U2, The Killers, Rob Dougan, Linkin Park, Moby (hey, I admit it!), Gwen Stefani, The Pussy Cat Dolls (sure they're hot, but they still sound cool, which was my excuse for liking the Spice Girls as I recall), Jann Arden, The White Stripes (damn the drummer's cute!), Janet Jackson (still hot), DMB, Bond (a quartet of hot girls playing the strings, what's not to like?), Green Day (I too, walk a lonely road), Michael Jackson (sure he's nucking futs, but the man is talented), Jem (seriously, not the cartoon), Kronos Quartet (love them strings!), Madonna, Jay-Z, Eminem, Enya, Sia, Sarah Brightman and t.A.T.u.

Movies:

Titanic (All time fave. Seriously!), Lord of the Rings, The Color Purple, Jaws, Requiem for a Dream, V for Vendetta, Empire of the Sun, King Kong (2005), Star Wars (almost all of 'em!), Indiana Jones (all of them!), The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Crash (2006), Click (Adam Sandler's finest!), War of the Worlds (so what if Tom Cruise is meshugeneh!), Batman Begins (Now THAT'S a Batman movie!), The Outlaw Josey Wales, 300, Sin City, Cold Mountain, The 40 Year-Old Virgin and Schindler's List (Spielberg's finest film ever!)

Television:

Heroes, Prison Break, Smallville, Frasier reruns, Angel reruns, Family Guy, Boondocks, My Name is Earl, The Office, 30 Rock (NBC better not cancel this!), The Apprentice, House, Boston Legal (Denny Crane!), DS9 reruns, Law and Order, Law and Order-SVU, Law and Order-Criminal Intent, American Dad, The War at Home, The Sopranos, Robot Chicken, Real Time with Bill Maher,

Books:

Preacher by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon is my all time favorite. To Kill a Mockingbird, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, The Catcher in the Rye, Superman: For All Seasons (its classic Americana artwork inspired Smallville), Strangers in Paradise, The Art of Zhen Ku, The Art of War, Fables, Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, Liberty Meadows

Heroes:

Steven Spielberg (a master storyteller), George Carlin, John Lennon, Leonardo da Vinci, Jesse Custer and Christopher Reeve (he made me believe a man can fly)

My Blog

"The gym is cold..."

I thought I'd try something new. Maybe not complain for once. Well, just for once. "The gym is cold. I now dread going to the gym for an entirely different reason. I used to dread it because of how it...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:56:00 PST

Another poor attack on religion...

Well, my first semester is coming to a close and since there aren't new TV shows to watch, I finally have some free time to write another thoughtless, insensitive blog. (Silence your boos!) My latest ...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:35:00 PST

Not to quote Julie Andrews, but "these are a few of my favorite things..."

It seems as though all I ever do is bitch and moan about things I don't like or piss me off, etc. In fact one of my loyal readers has suggested I write about something more positive, maybe even about ...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:22:00 PST

N-word, please!

I feel like taking a dive off the deep end with this because it is something I don't quite clearly understand. I'm almost afraid to even say what it is. Fuck it. Nigger. Huh, that's not so bad. What i...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:44:00 PST

Oh no, Paris Hilton is going to jail! (Wait, I'm supposed to care about this, right?)

First thing I wanna mention is Paris Hilton. As you all know "Li'l Miss Hilton" was sentenced to serve 45 days for violating her probation, but only served 3 days before the sheriff released her out o...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:01:00 PST

I'm starting a new religion...

Hey folks, I'm starting a new religion. Now before you call me a Joseph Smith or a David Koresh or an L. Ron Hubbard or even insane, hear me out. See, I'm not too pleased with the state of the Earth a...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:16:00 PST

Mission Accomplished! (Well, sorta. Ok, not really. Truthfully, we're kinda screwed.)

(WARNING: The following blog contains a fuckload of expletives, so if you're sensitive, uh yeah, I'm gonna go with: I don't care. Americans are getting too sensitive. The...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST

Happy Holidays, mothertrucker!

I thought last year would put to rest the whole "war on Christmas" but I was wrong again. Last year everyone was going berserk over saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" and it's happen...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:28:00 PST

Heaven? Can't I just go to IHOP instead?

I figure this blog will eliminate all my friends, but what the hell. In recent years I have noticed a scary surge in American society regarding religion. And not just in America, but the world entire....
Posted by Michael on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

America, the Butt is Full...

America, it's time to weigh in. Literally. I've read a few reports that America is getting fatter by leaps and bounds. Well, more like lumps and (out-of-breath) heaves. Apparently 20-25% of ...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:58:00 PST