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About Me

Born and raised in a backwoods logging town, somehow escaped the grasping clawed clutches of forever-hick. Thank my hippie parents for that. Still feel more at home when I can see Mt. Rainier. Been trying to make it with music for most of my adulthood and a couple of years before that. I live in a little too much sin, but make up for it by being an all around nice guy. I have a bottomless joke vault - for some reason my memory retention is reserved for humor, music, and all things vulgar. Love it here in SF but I miss Seattle greatly especially all the friends. You know who I'm talking about. You surly bitches. I owe a lot to my friends and family - feel much loved, thank you all.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are free from the norms. You listen to what you like, you watch what you want, you buy what you feel like, you don't let society determine your tastes.P.S. If you're a band, a group, a city, a fake celebrity, or a randomly generated hot girl picture with a link to a webcam site, please don't request to add as a friend. Bands should click on the first of my friends (my band) and add there. Anyone else, send me a message to accompany a friend request so I know you're genuinely interested. I generally try to only add people I actually know to this list. Thanks.

My Blog

Sick Pop

Hey everyone, If you haven't heard the news, my dad is facing pancreatic cancer.  Please read this blog if you wish to know more. Please also know that this isn't a cry for sympathy, but just a w...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:40:00 GMT

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A man can plan a cash draw. Never bet evens If it hits, sit with it. Two for two on lost pots?  Slow down or stop. Full up trumps nut flush.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:49:00 GMT

Peggy Pants and other musings.

I saw this checkout guy at Trader Joe's with those trendy skinny-legged black jeans.  He was pulling off the skinny look, but he had big feet, and I was close to laughing aloud imagining him hopp...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:29:00 GMT

I Got A New Job

That's right, young William is moving up in the world.  After a series of interviews (none of which I wore a tie to, in yer FACE, Alice!) I've just been offered the Shipping and Transportation ma...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:48:00 GMT

What A Pretty Christmas Tree!

This year, millions of trees will be harvested in a savage tradition equal in brutality to that slaughter of turkeys only recently perpetrated. We will take these trees in their youth, a mere child in...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:37:00 GMT

Fairytopia vs. Fairyopolis

No, this is not a gay joke. I was in Borders bookstore in San Rafael the other day with my sister picking out a gift for our cousins' one year old's first birthday.  I found a great Beaker d...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:59:00 GMT

Giddy after show feeling.

So I played pretty much our first "real" show with this incarnation of River of Rust.  When you giggity-get right down to it, pretty much my first real show, if you consider areal show being a pu...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jul 2005 14:36:00 GMT

Halloween

To fully understand people's obsession with Halloween, I have struck out on an educational path of social study.  I took another management job at a chain Halloween store.  Last year, I was ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Oct 2004 11:52:00 GMT

Shitter journal ...like beef.

Pack up the stuff shove the buckets in the truck huck up the rucksack so i can tuck and stack until the fucker's stuck climb inside and drive it's a night flight from the dive we stay tight,...
Posted by on Sun, 02 May 2004 23:15:00 GMT

Low Self Esteem

I hate me. I'm sick of my smell and my beater car, my dead end job and my lack of motivation. I'm sick of my self inhibitions, and my self uninhibitions. I'm sick of my dirty ass room and my one st...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Apr 2004 03:06:00 GMT