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Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love

About Me

"I'll catch you on the flip side "
A woman
twenty eight years old
G O B E A R S!!!!
Last Login: 2/4/2007
I’m a girl who aims to be kind, genuine, to travel the world, and to live life to its fullest. Though I’m pretty normal, there’s nothing ordinary about me.
I am so fortunate to have great family and great friends…and great family that just happen to be great friends and friends who became family. I enjoy cooking and entertaining for the people I love and care about. Now add dancing, comedy shows at Riddles Comedy Club, good music, french fries , wine, sipping on white chocolate mocha with soy milk from starbucks, shopping, watching the Bears games, watching movies in my pajamas, reality tv shows, tattoos, watching the food network on Saturday mornings, hitting balls at the driving range, sushi, jewelry, playing with my nephew and my love for traveling to the mix and life is good.
I’m always interested in making good friends and catching up with old ones. Until then the rest is still unwritten……
Click here for more about me
"I rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not"
-Kurt Cobain

My Interests



My Life, My Family



The love of my life, my nephew

My favorite pirate, my nephew

Calling all ladies....

My Life at Riddles Comedy Club

DeRay Davis and I (I look horrible in this pic but it's DeRay!)

Comedian Ray Lipowski and I

Lady Roz G and I

Joey Diaz and I

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

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Call Riddles today to make your reservation. 708.444.0234

I'd like to meet:

I am here to get in touch with old friends and make new friends from all over and all walks of life. People who are diverse, positive , creative and most of all geniune .

You have been marked on my profile map!

Heroes:


You think you know..but you have NO fucking idea
Status: in a relationship
Here for: Friends & Networking
Orientation: I Like the men
Body Type: Short & Huggable
Ethnicity: Mixed - Chamorro / Haole
Sign:
Cancer - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:
You're intuitive enough to know what's going wrong in a relationship early on
A total sweetheart - you're often the most caring person anyone knows
You are a generous and devoted parter to whoever you fall in love with
Your negative traits:
Insecurity - you tend to need a huge amount of comforting from your partner
You tend to be overly sensitive and easily hurt, which make loving you difficult
It's difficult to predict your moods. One minute you're up - the next you're down.
Your ideal partner:
Someone equally sensitive, who wants to take time to get to know you deeply
Dreams of an everlasting love - complete with marriage and a family
Loves to take care of you. Being a good cook and masseuse doesn't hurt!
Your dating style:
Slow. You enjoy dates that last all day, with plenty of time to talk and get to know one another.
Your seduction style:
Quite tender and loving, once you are comfortable in your relationship.
Coy. You tend to play it cool to drive your lover wild.
Orally talented - you're known as the best kisser in the zodiac.
Tips for the future:
Be a little less sensitive. Not every little mistake should hurt you.
Spend time away from your partner every so often - independence is a good thing.
Find ways to take care of yourself. You'll be happier if you put yourself first.
Best color to attract mate: Aqua
Best day for a date: Wednesday What's Your Love Profile?

My Blog

DA BEARS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL

I AM SO STOKED!!!  Whoa what an exciting game to have watched.  Hmmm it looks like we maybe playing New England again but it's only in the 3rd quarter. I just wanted to share my joy with my ...
Posted by ¤ keLLy ¤ on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:51:00 PST

A Soldier's Silent Night

I am listening to a Soldier's Silent Night I have to say I am just moved.  I think sometimes we don't think about the risk men and women take when they volunteer for our military services.  ...
Posted by ¤ keLLy ¤ on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

This really cracks me up = )

 I have to say when people can't keep my name out of their mouths makes me smile..  I must be that good if you hate me and you think about me that much.  = )  LOL  That's why ...
Posted by ¤ keLLy ¤ on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST

TO MY FAMILY IN GUAM

I can't believe that I found many of you on here.  I am so happy but at the same time sad that I never made the effort to keep better in touch especially since my mom died.  I hope that we c...
Posted by ¤ keLLy ¤ on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:40:00 PST

Forgive & Forget - Here is my list of names

My Shit List: Carla - psychotic, dramatic, talk to much bitch. Can talk the shit but can't back it up.     Christian (EX not the one on my friends list)  Asshole   Leste...
Posted by ¤ keLLy ¤ on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 10:00:00 PST

My Shit List

So while back for those who read it I wrote my shit list.  The whole saying Forgive and Forget but keep a list of names.  I realized that at that time I didn't forgive anybody on that list.&...
Posted by ¤ keLLy ¤ on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:39:00 PST

Myspace Rocks!!!

More than anything myspace has really helped me find people I used to know here are is the list: Jenny - I haven't seen her in over 10 years heard a little bit about her from my brother Morgan - ...
Posted by ¤ keLLy ¤ on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:34:00 PST

PLEASE HELP ME!!!! - Relay for Life

I recently joined Relay for Life.  Its one night where teams walk around a track being lighted by illuminating bags with candles representing people who have survived, died or who have cancer.&nb...
Posted by ¤ keLLy ¤ on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:26:00 PST

Shit that I had on my page

The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to ...
Posted by ¤ keLLy ¤ on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:15:00 PST

BITCHOLOGY

BITCHOLOGY  When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my...
Posted by ¤ keLLy ¤ on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:39:00 PST