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thunderball wonderjam

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i only dance if i'm taking off my clothes. i drink bad beer and top shelf mad dog. bartels and james and purple passion made me who i am today. i am very pessimistic about optomism. pink panthers roll again. ish no more.

My Interests

the devil, two parts bourbon, one part whisky, dash of awesome, shake, top with rad. if you know me, you know what i like to do.

I'd like to meet:

rollerskating disco robots. one-armed gorillas who self indulge via hardcore softporn. a midget with a heart full of hatred for big & tall stores. a priest, a rabbi, and a pollock that don't know any jokes. oh, and skeletor.no thanks.

Music:

SLAYER!! and stuff. me la gusta the sounds, apples in stereo, stuff with banjos, anything that people who drive really old trans ams would listen to, and the sweet, sweet sounds of money in my pocket. what?

Movies:

videos

Television:

magazines

Books:

dictionaries

Heroes:

ryan negley

My Blog

bing bong

i am so fucking bored. bored enough to write a fucking blog for the first time in years.  i need to not be so goddamn lazy.  fuck it.  i'm gonna make a cocktail.  fuck yeah.&n...
Posted by thunderball wonderjam on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:46:00 PST

not so bright.......

if anyone knows just how good teh sounds show was, they should tell me. i was a little too tipsy to recall everything. like how i woke up with blood all over my hand. because apparently, i decided ...
Posted by thunderball wonderjam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

can you stop a train powered by ..............

so what's it like? i love me and my life. it sucks sometimes, though, that i like girls with boyfriends. and then they kiss me. and then i feel bad when i want to kiss them back because i would ...
Posted by thunderball wonderjam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh dear lord.........

the computer screen is blurry and who are these people? will somebody please stop the power of the booze..... and put it all in my belly! i love you crown royal. i love you too, tylenol. aspir...
Posted by thunderball wonderjam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

swamp donkey!!

i am so pathetic. i have decided that sleep is for the weak.... unless you do it until two in the afternoon. then it's cool. but only unless you are up until six or seven or eight in the morning. ...
Posted by thunderball wonderjam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

??????????

what the fuck happened last nite?! i woke up in the computer chair in our office room when my bed is ten feet away. i have the withdrawal shakes and i can't find any godamn tylenol. just another d...
Posted by thunderball wonderjam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i like to think of myself as stupid..

i have been trying to save money for europe lately, and what do i go do? spend a bunh of money on clothes and then go to the bar and get loaded. i'm so responsibe, it makes me horny. what?
Posted by thunderball wonderjam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

can't remember

why is it that every time i go to work, i have to be hungover? is it too much to ask to not get hungover. why. why won't you go away, hangover man?
Posted by thunderball wonderjam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

back home again...

so i just got back in town from indiana, cause that's where i'm from. and i am so glad i moved out here. no offense to anyone that still lives there and likes it. it was like a civilized deliveranc...
Posted by thunderball wonderjam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another day in paradise..

we want to party, party, party. dant dant dadadaaaa. will be leaving for home thursday morning, so i am working mucho until then. i need a cocktail, pronto.
Posted by thunderball wonderjam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST