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Phyllis

phyllismurphy

About Me

I’m an itinerant migrant worker from the coast of New England, toiling in the field of communications. I'm half-Irish, triple-jointed and left-handed. In 1989, I won the Presidential Fitness Award for flexibility and never looked back. Motion and movement excite me, imperfections in the human form turn me on. I aspire to high fashion, intergalactic jet-setting and spiritual enlightenment. Along with “eat, drink and be merry” I believe “it’s none of your fucking business what other people think of you” is the best advice I’ve ever gotten. I like lipstick, chopsticks, incense, peppermints, blackjack, backbends, fireworks, fireflies, Ferris wheels, swing sets, sunsets, seaports, DiSarrono on the rocks and I dig the clams at Farnham’s RT. 133, So. Essex, MA…

My Interests

Gypsies, tramps and thieves...

I'd like to meet:

Tom Thumb, Swamp Monster, the Wild Men of Borneo, the Four-Legged Girl, the Fee Gee Mermaid, the Pickled Punks, the Bearded Lady, the Strong Man, Serpentina and Kokomo the Mule-Faced Boy... I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

Turn it up and make the speakers bleed...

Movies:

"She can dance, you know that? She's got the wrong partner of course, but she can dance..."

Television:

Cartoon Network...

Books:

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea..."

Heroes:

Destinationists and Arrivalists...

My Blog

Oh No You Won't...

-Miss America 1944 has a talent that likely has never appeared on a beauty pageant stage: She fired a handgun to shoot out a vehicle's tires and stop an intruder.Venus Ramey, 82, confronted a man on h...
Posted by Phyllis on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:20:00 PST

A Few Words From The Recently Deceased...

# "I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.' "# On religion: "You're basi...
Posted by Phyllis on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST