Ok, Ully de Chinees and Biff 'Bickle' Satan are Wet Nuns. Who Ully and Biff are, what they've done and who they want to be is irrelevant. They are Wet Nuns and The Wet Nuns is what they do. The Wet Nuns Play raw, loud, uncompromising popsongs with lyrics from hell.
Unofficial Bio:
Ully an Biff met each other back in the days when Ully still was a cowboy and Biff a Canadian hooker. After an intense love affair they split for several years. Later on in life they found each other again in both their love for everything loud and easy and their interest for dead clowns. Soon they found out it was easier to get people to scream out loud if you played a song about dead clowns then giving one head in public (for it is not as easy as it seems to find a dead clown and get him in a public place without getting arrested or even killed).
After a while it occurred to them that their band could not play a gig with only one song, because it came out real hard to get venues to pay full price for a band that only played one song. And after 164 shows they wrote a new repertoire around the dead clown song. Including the new material the Wet Nuns show now takes about 13 minutes and 31 seconds.
Ofcourse we should not keep the fact from you that they both were converted to Christianity by reverend Robert two years ago, who taught them to be good nuns. Since the story about their passion for urophilia came out they are being called "The Wet Nuns".
Because The Wet Nuns only play their music to get people to scream out loud they are not eager to record and distribute any of their music, but because there is so much attention for what they are trying to achieve, they have been so kind to put these songs on the internet. But it was only because of the pressure (read knives, physical violence, bullets in their personal mail, the murder of their firstborn, and so on) that they were kind enough to do so.
Because of this pressure they might even release a 3 1,2/8 double mini compact disc single one of these days, but you'd better not count on it.
Discography:
And All The Sex
Bnd All The Sex
I Painted Santas Beard White With Cum
Download all @ thewetnuns.com for free!