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[M]at

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

the name is mat, yes, thats one t, by choice! music is my boyfriend. i'm kinda fierce, and a big deal. i hate all my ex's, even the ones I still sleep with. i'm far left liberal with everything..... you can't argue with me, go ahead and try. yes, I am stuck up. i dont eat red meat, vomit! i am and always will be pro-choice i can be shy,unless i'm drunk! i often choose to sit at home on a saturday night tell me anything, I'll listen i am picky i'm crazy as a motherfucker i believe every horoscope i read; except for the bad ones i appreciate straight-forwardness i like to be barefoot. i never forget i can be an extremely open person i will walk anywhere with anyone on a summer night i'm more comfortable around girls i pout i'm high matinence, to an extent. i don't smoke....anything! i can live w/o my cell phone or laptop, i like to be shut out of this hectic world. i litter out my car window constantly. the world is my trash can. everyone looks better with a tan. i have no direction in life & i'm not ashamed to admit it. i loved the '70s, '80s & '90s way before vh1 did. i have absolutely no patience. whatsoever. my heart is in chicago i am jealous of people who have better things than me, including boyfriends. i have an issue with change. boxers or briefs? - boxerbriefs. everythings better naked, wet, & twice. i'm sarcastic. no seriously! gotta love those people who buy expensive cameras & call themselves professional photographers. if you're gonna drive slow, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE FAST LANE. i cross my 7's. & to those of you have ACTUALLY taken the opportunity to upload 300 pictures of yourself on this website: it doesn't matter how hot you are, no one will search through 89 pictures of your ridiculous face. my friends are my bitches, my bitches are my hoe's!
enjoy . . .
[enjoy] sleeping for long periods of time. lips. men attention! lots of attention. at all times. iced tea - the sweeter the better! hot maryland summers. trailer park trash. texting; don't call me... abercrombie and fitch britney spears TGIF of the '90s. trucker hats. esp ed hardy expensive jeans frosted mini wheats dipped in peanut butter sex. proving people wrong short guys... idk why?
despise . . .
[despise] FACEBOOK. sports bad hair. fag hags people obsessed with their religion. take a deep breath freaks. vegetarians. eat meat you fuckers. carlos mencia - not funny. virgins. specifically over the age of 18. that's just weird... yellow teeth. there are a million whitening products in the world - pick one & invest it in. idiots. cheap bitches smokers. it's 2008 bitches, pick a better way to die snow! allllllll veggies! hairy people! ummmmm do you enjoy being disgusting?? bad ass kids that think they own their parents people who piss all over the toilet. if you can't aim, go pee on a fence dipshits. closed minded assholes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

britney spears i'm looking to meet all kinds of people from all over the US and the world. someone that is funny, smart and has a good head on their shoulders. they must know how to have a good time and be able to be serious when needed. jersey boys someone that is stable in life. people that have their shit together and their lives ahead of them are my kind of idols. david beckham and his tighty-whities my soul mate someone that can dress well and has a sense of style is a must. be able to have a great time, have fun, let loose and be stupid and we'll get along great. someone that can make me laugh, make me smile and make me cry when he leaves the room is amazing!! someone that is fast paced and has a natural high on life is amazing. someone that knows how to take someone out and truly entertain them and dance the night away! i am a huge liberal and feel that everyone should be the same.

incase you forgot . . .
[i might have been in your mouth]

My Blog

Shattered Glass

Did I wake you, were you sleepin',were you still in my bed?Or isn't, I may, keepin' you up instead?Oh baby, are you feelin' guilty for what you did?If you think you're hurtin', you ain't seen nothin' ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 07:39:00 GMT

Obama

Hey, so here it goes, I don't like forcing my opinion on people. I think that's tacky when people do that to me... So I won't do that. If you are reading this, then you obvs care about what I have to ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:34:00 GMT

muffin man

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man,Who lives on Slate Lane?
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:48:00 GMT

Have you ever noticed...

...when comming through a door, let's say at a gas station, and there's two doors right? One to come in, one to come out. Are we on the same page? Why is it that everytime I go to go through one, let'...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:54:00 GMT

Dear John,

Dear John Doe,      I'm not sure who you are, or who you think you are. I guess you feel that you are better than people. With your sterotypical Izod Polo and your cliche...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Umm. So. Yeah.

The following morning, I felt something, it was a huge wad of chewing gum stuck in my pubic hair. I haven't spoke to him since.......   Do you think I'm over reacting?
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:26:00 GMT

Think: Reduce your use.

Isn't it wild how people are just now, starting to entertain the thoughts of organic food and things that are better for the enviroment? Just think, if people would of started acting "pro-green" a lon...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:39:00 GMT

excuse me:

who do you think you is, driving 40mph on the highway? its like taking candy from a stranger. that's wrong.
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Crush

I hung up the phone tonight,something happened for the first time,deep inside it was a rush, what a rush,Cause the possibility that you would ever feel the same away about me,it's just too much, just ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:13:00 GMT

RANT!!!!

You know, cops are stupud. Attention all Maryland State Troopers. You suck. Not because I almost got arrested Thursday. That was a city cop... Anygay.... Why do cop's think it's a good idea to sit on ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:14:00 GMT