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Jude

About Me

Describing myself is never easy which explains a little about how I am. I'm usually pretty quiet and don't say much and spend more time observing what other people are saying, untill I've had about my 17th scotch or so when I open up like a book and will give you my opinions on almost everything.

My Interests

animal mutilation, lighting fires, bed wetting, sarcasm.

I'd like to meet:

One time at a job interview I was asked whom I would have dinner with if I could choose from any historical figure. I said Jesus so that the time he told Judas that he would be better off if he was never born would be referred to as the second to the last supper. I'd also like to meet the guy who decided not to give me that job.

Music:

Attack, Automator, BIG, Bukem, Brubeck, Chem.Bros, Coltrane, Cox, Cube, Davis, Dead, Dre, Eazy, Eminem, Farina, Floyd, Gaye, Getz, Green, Hendrix, Johnson, Kuti, Marley, Monk, Outkast, Shadow, Snoop, Stones, Thievery, Waters, Zeplin...

Movies:

The BIG Lebowski, Casablanca, Scarface, Traffic, The Graduate, Taxi Driver, Platoon, JFK, Natural Born Killers, Easy Rider, American Psycho, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Apocolypse Now Redux, Anything Hitchcock, Any Bond.

Television:

D. Ali G, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Soprannos, Cops, Howerd Stern, Anna Nicolle, Simple Life, Rich Girls, Cribs, C-Span, Buzz Kill, Teletubbys, old American Bandstand, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Springer, Texas Justice, Miami Vice, Fresh Prince, America Undercover.

Books:

The Great Railroad Bazzar, The Alchemist, Sidhartha, Catcher and the Rye, Huckleberry Finn, On the Road, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Into the Wild, The Corner, The Lexus and the Olive Tree, Heart of Darkness.